Antlion

Perhaps he can recommend a destination - where did he go and squat during the years the UK was an EU member and he couldn’t stand the smell of garlic and paella all them foreigns were infecting Mother England with?

Is he doing it in honour of the late queen?

Here’s an article rubbishing the figures for the royal wedding: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/2-billion-royal-wedding-viewers-really But never mind - they’ll still get reported as fact anyway: https://m.economictimes.com/magazines/panache/1-9-billion-people-watched-royal-wedding-report/amp_articleshow/64243728.cms “According to a media report by the Daily Express” ffs. The Express are obviously well known as a comic, so it’s either sheer laziness on the part of other journalists who repeat these figures - or they have other reasons for spreading lies…

Someone a few years back (around the time of one of the royal weddings) actually dug into the figures routinely trotted out, and found (unsurprisingly) that they were completely invented. The initial culprit back then was a “source” at the Daily Express who predicted (based on nothing) that something like 95% of the TV-owning population of the planet would be watching. Needless to say, the fantasy figure was repeated until it became a fact. I only hope viewers in the more remote provinces of China and states of Mexico enjoyed the big day - because according to the UK tabloids, everyone there must have been watching.

Pretty sure that’s Troy the gardener.

Rather than going for any kind of modernisation (which is a contradiction when it comes to aristocratic privilege anyway), the approach of both the monarchy and its sycophants has been to double down on it all - they seem unaware that they’re furiously polishing a turd with Charlie. This emperor clearly has no clothes - but both he and his fans seem keen not just to have him parade through the streets regardless, but to helicopter his genitalia as he goes. And forget laughing - they expect us all to swell with joy at the very sight.

She let Charles sling one up her. If that’s not hard graft, I don’t know what is. Dear beloved Queen Camilla is a professional*. *The world’s oldest professional-al.

Is this an attempt to play coy or a subtle dig at the entire clan of dirty b*****ds?

What do “these posters” have to do with the UK’s policy on Ireland?

God didn’t listen when you begged him to save the queen, so why would he save old sausage-fingers?

One Nation Sky News.

Claiming the UK is and has been “fucked up” for a century for insisting on an international border across Ireland doesn’t do much for your claims to be a UKphile.

I’d guess the University of Hard Knocks was always a bit louche.

Actually existing might help them more.

Tesco helpfully reminding us all of Charlie’s early love affair with the new queen. Charles: "Oh god. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!" Camilla: (Laughs.) "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers." Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck!" (Laughs.)

Also Nigel Farage. But he’s not “anti-anyone”, old man.

Thank you for building that lovely straw-man of folk claiming the EU is a “rose garden” in comparison to the UK, and then thoughtfully knocking it down.

And you cannot claim Brussels would “replace” Westminster.

Natwitted Orange Gonk!

We had a referendum on whether or not to remain part of an EU member state in 2014. That state no longer exists. We’ve never had a referendum on whether to remain part of your beloved “Natwit” Brexit Britain.