Antlion

To the UK leaving the EU.

Art.

Mordaunt: “We often hear rational arguments about the merits of union based on shared prosperity and security. Whilst correct…” Also Mordaunt: “Union is bad. We should run reject shared prosperity and security. Let’s take back control.” Utter p***k of a c**t.

The need for this seems to come and go. I can’t recall it being deemed very important that the BBC provides appropriate contradictory public opinion during Charlie’s coronation coverage or the auld dear’s blanket funereal hero-worship.

Are you telling the UK that re Ireland?

Live, proven untrue, and failing, hard. Not sure why you’d want us to leap at it, given the £350 million a week for the NHS seems to be nonexistent and the mega-fantastic-awesome trade deals with the rest of the world seem to be taking their time.

Fixed that for you. Scotland has two options: being part of independent Brexit Britain (whose economic prospectus was written on the side of a bus) or becoming an independent Scotland. UK Nats lost the right to present the latter as the only leap-into-the-dark option in 2016. So it comes down to whether we think our economic futures are more secure being governed for us in the unknown of Brexit Britain, or decided for ourselves in the unknown of an independent Scotland.

Aren’t we comparing a piece of A4 paper to some lies on the side of a bus?

“As a proud Scot” Oop - there it is!

No leadership needed either. Must have knowledge of which tray to serve biscuits on at luncheon and the correct forms of address when speaking to superiors, though.

Whit? Surely you’d no more trust an average person to do such a critical job than you’d endure an operation performed by a surgeon whose mother and grandfather and great uncle and great-great-grandfather weren’t each born qualified to be surgeons?

Red wall voters: He was stiched up by them posh ones. He’s a man of the people what you could ave a pint with - got Brexit done. Old dears in the shires: Doesn’t he speak well? What a terribly well-educated man. It really is too bad that that Sunak fellow stabbed him in the back. [sotto voce] But what better could one expect from someone that colour - we’ve given their kind far too much leeway and it really would be ripping to be voting for one of our own again.

Lest we forget. Explore the site. Take in the content. Examine it in detail. Come back another day and check it again.

Don’t worry, Labour will do it the minute they gain power. Or, you know, they’ll think about maybe actually discussing it … in another hundred years.