Joe schmo

They didn't manage to negotiate hard enough to get cheese and onion? Poor show.

The cool cats are gonna be wearing that away shirt in all the exclusive resorts this summer.

Poor Faissal. Looks like he's been sent to Coventry...

Murdoch's going nowhere!

I hope he proves AJ wrong and has a great career. His attitude was always spot on and he will always be welcome back at East End.

Dude, you'll need paper underwear!

Being canny types, they are holding off that news until tomorrow, when the Early Bird is finished...

They'll be unveiled in the new gym/hospitality/TV studio building as inclusively revealed on dafc.net...

Welcome to the newbs! You've got a season full of corking ties coming up and if Killie can do the biz, some tasty F*****k derbies. As long as folk are patient as the Championship is a big step up. Only about 6 weeks till the start of the new season...

Play nice now.

Harsh. Tough job down Rugby Park and F*****k are a decent team but it is gonna be a corker of a playoff final. I think Pars fans are gonna love the additional derbies with Grangemouth's finest. The Pars can send Killie a percentage for the favour.

For all the other teams who haven't won their leagues yet...

Any fan of a club with Donald Findlay as Chair may find they have their own issues...

Excellent.

Especially the second half of that season...shudder!