DDcups

^^^ lives in link street

Just started watching and it's brilliant.

What does he have to do for a deeboy reach around?

Maybe.

A old man tried to attack me today for doing a doughnut in a empty car park

You do tons of walking so don't wear jeans during the day. Jeans and walking all day don't mix unless you like beads of sweat running down your crack all day.

There's a church shop in kinghorn called the gloryhole

She's the new bianca.

Me, I'm very boring

Aye his dogs would say he's harmless aswell.

I done one a while back and just spoke about the great tapestry of Scotland or whatever it's called. No one knew anything about it so I could talk shit and no one would know the difference.

Probably the janitor

Wonder if it's the same c**t I'm thinking of?

Look how long those talons are. What state are your feet in ffs.

I threw a chair at a maths teacher and threw another teacher to the floor in 1st year. I done the teaching those days.

Ive been asked to speak English both times I've been abroad. I don't have a heavy accent or talk fast but Americans and poles don't understand me.

How old are you?

Enjoy your evening I'm sure your bird might let you grunt on her later if your on you're best behaviour. Any problems in your personal life don't hesitate to share with us all.

Done that when I was about 20, got 900pm doing 24hrs a week gave me 4days off.

Scathing insult there sweetheart. I'm not in your face I'm at work and your at your birds pals watching her wish you were more like the other guy.

So do we.

Where's the drama in that? If throbber not gonna man up and tell his burd he's no well so can't go he should get drunk before he goes and start a fight with the long suffering Mrs throbber and use that as a way out. You may have to go to the couple's house but keep fighting then storm put the house and back home to the beloved sock.

Yes. I frequent the shit parts lochgelly cardenden cowdenbeath and they all look in awe at my converse.

What one? Andy gorams are fat smelly b*****ds. They were good in goals though.

If you got charged for a orange juice I would say your lucky. Having Satan's man juice in my burger was horrifying.