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Kiss my tits bitch.

You've got millions of space to get out there, Why did you post a picture forcing me to look at a council estate, I bet it's so bad you have a Asda near by

It looks like a shitty Almera.

eeew that looks like a council estate.

I'm not on any now, I heard of fab through a "friend" that went to see a nice couple:)

Anyone heard of fab?

Do the dole not offer training for the "completely feckless"?

Who says crime doesn't pay.

When a charger cable breaks and you have to wrap it around your phone/iPad and not touch it for a month while it charges.

Put them in the freezer for a hour

I found it funny if that's any consolation.

I was being sarcastic, I hope you were as well

Kanye is a good musician

James Corden Fat mess of a human

They know the person is dead do they really want a pile of putrid mush back. When it becomes obvious the person is dead they should just move on.

Shut up, Does everyone think your a p***k in person aswell or is it just on here?

I'm sick of Allan Bryant moaning about his son being missing/dead. What does he expect the police to do? Send everyone out to find a body. I think he's enjoying the limelight alittle why else would he be so reluctant to move on with his life as most people do when they lose someone.

Is it not a strange taste?

Beast Nope theres I seen that but was to scared to try it. I like bourneville.

Nah cold chocolate is good. I put Mars bars in the freezer, they are better frozen

My salad crisper is for sweets, the only salad I eat is on a kebab.

Aye, it's taking up valuable space in the salad crisper

When I was 25 or 26 I went off the drink. You may never drink heavily again,I still have beer from Christmas in my fridge, I can't stomach it now.

Impossible I don't have a neighbour 2 doors down.