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Rasper-dori, mair like.

Two poor teams here. Italy's 4 and 16 look completely out of their depth. England are slightly more likely to score.

Yet another Pittodrie favourite moves to a bigger club and goes straight into the Scotland squad. Disgusting.

The Juniors don't count. It's right there in the name! Surely some Hielan' League team has had a faither / son teammate situation, given that there are only about 20 families in the whole of the Highlands, but I suppose the BBC are going for the whole "SPFL = senior football" thing.

Aye, that's not cool.

Aye, there's "a woman with a great sense of humour" getting confused with "a woman who occasionally used words to converse with other human beings", although the latter in itself seems to be an enduring source of wonderment to absolute morons.

That's quite the collective bed-shitting from the AFC North vs. the East. With home advantage too. Dolphins v Giants Super Bowl I reckon.

It's an old-fashioned Brownsing. By gar it's been a while!

Loltimore Ravens.

Brady must have given a wee nod to the referee.

Oh f**k off.

Joe Flappo, mair like!

Safety!

Lindsay Hoyle, the arsehole who repeatedly let Boris Johnson away with not answering questions in PMQs, thinks that this pishy funeral thing is the most important event the world will ever see. What an absolute c**t.

Tragic appealing for a non-foul by the Celtic players there. Just accept you made an erse of it lads.

Hart clearly thought the attacker was his own full back who was going to cushion a header safely back to him. Abandon the match and replay it at Parkhead IMHO.

"Ibrix"

They're now going to pretty much just talk about Rangers for the hour before their commentary on the Rangers game.

Four top tier games plus a full card in the other divisions, no OAM, and commentary on what is quite likely to be a simple home win for Rangers. f**k sake.

They've brought in Celtic and Rangers fans now. TBF they are still pretty knowledgeable about other clubs but in the podcast the other week they talked about Celtic v Rangers for 30 minutes and the other five Premiership matches for about 50 minutes, which basically puts them alongside Sportsound in terms of balance. It's still the best Scottish fitba coverage by miles though.

I don't know much about queueing up to look at a dead billionaire's coffin, but isn't it supposed to be a sort of solemn dignified thing where you should probably wear, I dunno, maybe not a suit or formal dress necessarily, but something that doesn't instantly make everyone else around you go "what a fucking scumbag"?

Pollok v Huntly now no longer on the telly due to BBC Scotland redirecting all their resources into interviewing people in the street about how great the Queen was.

The French - a great bunch of lads.

Ban all football forever.