HenryHill

Discussing a book: Me: 'Is he American?' Mrs Hill 'No, I don't think so, he lives in America but I think it says his Grandfather was a Jew.' Me: '..........................'

Cheers. I remember it being a comfortable defeat.

Nice. Did we get beat in the Clydebank game? Maybe two nil. I remember being at one there about that time. The home fans spent the whole match slagging Sumo. I think he played for them maybe at some point.

You might live to see it, don't give up.

Sentences that start 'Sorry, but...'

Ours have been a bit of a lottery over the years but I think it's fine these days. The cheeseburgers at Falkirk stick in my mind as being awful. Queens Park was always impressive at how expensive it was. Kilmarnock is good. East End with the Stephens the Bakers stuff is unfortunately very good. Stenny was good back in the day. Pies on rolls at Alloa deserves a nod.

For I am a bogus gas man, with fake ID and I've come to ransack, yer hoose!

Not even Mrs Hill asks me if they are better than Cowden.

Man Utd v Liverpool on. Mrs Hill 'some of those players look so young. I don't recognise half of them' Me, after a suitable pause 'do you recognise the other half?' Mrs Hill 'No.'

Mullen being a sport and not killing the game off so us neutrals stay interested for a bit longer. Good lad

'Yes, he deliberately punched the ball but was his arm in an unnatural position?'

I am pleased some people are keeping the old skills alive for future generations.

Why have the government told pirates to stay at home and self isolate? The Aarrrrrrrrrr number is too high.

Report them to the Information Commissioners Office for refusing your request for personal data. Or accept the earlier offer to torch the depot. The latter requires less paperwork...

Bing Crosby - Busy Doing Nothing

I am no Poirot but I think they wanted you.

It's a word to define a noun. But that's not important right now.

No

I know he does ceilings but he isnae on Trustatrder.com so be wary.

The f**k happened to this thread?

Surprised the pundits haven't mentioned the option of matching him up against Gibson.

Our national anthem should go along the lines of 'One vote, and we fucked it up. One vote, and we fucked it up....'

I think we can all agree tier three looks about right though...

A win. Two goals. Clean sheet. Textbook...

I have put it down for a draw. Mon the stalemate.