HenryHill

I don't have an Alexa but I am going to use that approach anyway.

Probably have to take that story with a pinch of salt.

That's right. Wouldn't do my sister any good anyhow.

She isn't from Fife. One of us needs to be a reader of words in this day and age so it made sense...

Discussing a book: Me: 'Is he American?' Mrs Hill 'No, I don't think so, he lives in America but I think it says his Grandfather was a Jew.' Me: '..........................'

Cheers. I remember it being a comfortable defeat.

Nice. Did we get beat in the Clydebank game? Maybe two nil. I remember being at one there about that time. The home fans spent the whole match slagging Sumo. I think he played for them maybe at some point.

You might live to see it, don't give up.

Sentences that start 'Sorry, but...'

Ours have been a bit of a lottery over the years but I think it's fine these days. The cheeseburgers at Falkirk stick in my mind as being awful. Queens Park was always impressive at how expensive it was. Kilmarnock is good. East End with the Stephens the Bakers stuff is unfortunately very good. Stenny was good back in the day. Pies on rolls at Alloa deserves a nod.

For I am a bogus gas man, with fake ID and I've come to ransack, yer hoose!

Not even Mrs Hill asks me if they are better than Cowden.

Man Utd v Liverpool on. Mrs Hill 'some of those players look so young. I don't recognise half of them' Me, after a suitable pause 'do you recognise the other half?' Mrs Hill 'No.'

Mullen being a sport and not killing the game off so us neutrals stay interested for a bit longer. Good lad

'Yes, he deliberately punched the ball but was his arm in an unnatural position?'