Gigi Alabocheré

Post null and void after saying the main stand is full of young kids. Don’t talk shite.

‘I find this thread quite sickening, it is nothing but a personal attack on Ross McArthur. If certain people think they can do as much for the pars..........then post your names here please.!‘ Took this wee gem from dot net when a poster requested a board statement for yesterday’s atrocity. The board are responsible for appointing shitey managers I’m afraid to say, regardless of whether they’re ‘a pars man’ or not. Apathy is sky high at the moment. Crowds will continue to drop and the board will come under immense pressure. There’s no coming back from yesterday for PG I’m afraid.

Got myself a hammock for my stay here.

Mehmet - Nah not good enough. Needs to be dropped. MacDonald - handful of good deliveries. Not the worst on the park but no where near as good as comrie. Vytas - caught in some honking positions. Calm on the ball at least and distribution was adequate. Watson - absolutely shocking. Miles off it. Arbroath players literally knocking the ball by him and gliding past. Edwards - The less said the better, launched the ball straight out the park nearly every time he got the ball. Pybus - actually not too bad, but still need better quality in there, hooked at half time because he was booked. Dorrans - meh, I just expect better dunno if that’s just me but still not seen him make a tackle. Dow - one of his disappearing acts, miles off his best Kennedy - only bit of spark the game had, can’t ask for much more. Lucky to have him because he will get us goals. O’Hara - first touch was ridiculously bad all day long. Should’ve offered more off the ball. We had it in the final third and he stood right in front of the centre half every time making no effort to even show for the ball. Todorov - he tried and came close a few times. His goal shouldn’t have been ruled out in IMO. Not much service for him though it was to be said. Credit to Arbroath they’ve humiliated us there and I thought they could’ve at least had two penalties. Grant’s got to go now, two home games and been leathered 3-0 twice. Got this pointless cup game now against Elgin to get out the way before we get a shot at redemption. Genuine fucking dismal.

Mind John Hughes tried this with one of his Livingston sides at East End. Sure we skudded them 4-0. Utter madness, there’s a time and place for it.

Water is wet. Anything other than 3 points and you can bet your arse there’ll be a poisonous home end come ten to five the morn. Horny.

Fs sake the boys about 3 sebo’s away from needing counselling.

I’m gonna put my neck out here and say Peter Grant is a slavering hoor.

There’s butter on this. You know a don’t take butter.

A french film. Nae red indians in it though, or Robert Wagner.

Aye. More of a bistro now than a traditional boozer.

You and said roaster should get with each other one night and froth at the mouth over nugatory matters. You’ll be great together.

I actually feel sorry for him he’s that much out of his depth. Almost is if they wee aliens out of Space Jam have came and stole his talent like what they done to they NBA players but unfortunately for him, I think he’s just pish.

Cheers bud. Felt shite for 3-4 days but absolutely sound now. Not being able to taste or smell is utter balls. Was tramadol’d upto eyeballs on Friday but still seen Ross Graham make three mistakes in under 15 minutes

Putting Pybus in beside him is asking for a doing. I’m not exaggerating. Watch this.

The thing is, Dorrans is pish.

Nah f**k this.

Any pars fans want a ticket for this? Tested positive for covid. Probably a blessing in disguise tbh. Free of charge of course, couldn’t make anyone pay to watch us at the moment.

He’s giving me strong Mike Basset, England Manager vibes tbh.

That stubbornness will see him get his jotters before Halloween.

Watson was pish but I feel bad for him playing beside Comrie, who just isn’t a CB, and a Ross Graham who’s actually beginning to look like he’s playing football whilst vallied.

Still in utter disbelief at the formation and players picked for an away game at ibrox. An unfit Dorrans and Pybus has got to be one of the most powderpuff midfield duos I have ever seen at Dunfermline. I stopped counting Dorrans misplaced passes after 7 and that was in the first half. Pybus genuinely has f**k all though. No grit, no desire, no technical ability, the game just passes him by. Mad to think Peter Grant has made it clear going for the league is an option, then signs boys like that? Christ there’s much better options in League 1 ffs. Players will have absolutely zero confidence heading into rovers away on Friday night after Peter Grant throwing them under the bus last night in his comments. Sort out the spine, sort out the mess. Rapid

This deserves a bump for the boy’s fivehead alone.

Aye, I’m fucking wild.

Dinny sweat it lads. A cardboard cut out of Lewis Vaughan would still get a brace against us.