Gigi Alabocheré

It was initially started as ‘we fkn hate you, your just a wee team’ then a few older heads soon realised it would make more sense to have it as ‘we don’t even hate you’ and the two have both been sang ever since. For 90 minutes when we play them I do hate them though but not arsed in the slightest any time in between. The Falkirk one runs deeper though imo. Wanted Raith to win against the **** in the Ramsden Cup Final and wanted them up in the same division as us. Whereas with Falkirk I’d take a holiday Monday even if they got beat at dominos.

Doesn’t mean we can’t argue on which bit eh shite was the smelliest and he was defo up there. Honkin

Fair play to Ross Millen. Thought he was pretty poney but he’s went on to have a better career than I imagined. Never did I think I’d hear the day where he’d be referred to as a solid championship full back but here we are.

Should be a cracker. Raith’s got a decent side this year but with that being said there last league victory against us at EEP was in August 2009. I’ll go for 2 each.

Dafuq?

That cup is a nuisance.

There’s a photo of said gadgy training with us I believe. I trust McPake’s judgement. I hope we can get a striker and another body in the door before the Raith game.

Apologies. Black and white striped only. Hoops are for smelly little farts.

No chance his auld man and brother have followed us on Twitter for the shits and giggles. He plays as a right sided AM but has also played at RB in his career IIRC.

Sign Wotherspoon, get Rudden in on loan and the black and white juggernaut will take the championship at a canter.

Aye the Nouble show. That whole season nearly finished me.

I just wanted to make sure that you kent that I kent.

Nae bother big dawg, right you are. Didn’t realise there was a social media thickness league with Twitter’s ranking being above P&B. ETA What’s United fans thoughts on Declan Glass? Gid Tranent laddie.

They’re as thick as pig shit, obviously. That’s why.

It’s going to be an extremely tight league this year. Making east end a tough place to come and take 3 points for the opposition and being hard to beat away from home is the way to do it. Hopefully get 2/3 bodies in before the Raith game.

would’ve took a draw before a ball was kicked, however that feels like a loss. Why are so many United fans frothing at the mouth on Twitter about McPake making a 1 each gesture? That’s not him celebrating a draw. It’s more of a ‘chill the fck out you just rescued a point at home to a Dunfermline side missing 5 starters’ to the Arabs giving him it stinking.

Paul Burns to scramble home the winner.

We both love torturing Falkirk

Aye I’ll take that. Thought Otoo, Benedictus, Chalmers and McCann were excellent. Frustrated the life out of me watching us fluff our lines numerous times when we dispossessed Airdrie around 18 yards out from goal. Gallagher’s had a stinker with that miss but I was very impressed with him and Telfer. Number 14 looked a player as well, very tidy on the ball and had a great first touch. I reckon Airdrie will be sound but they’ll have to mix their play up a bit, there’s a time and place for it and if they don’t address it they’ll get their arses felt. Paul Allan though.

Why have we been flirting with David Wotherspoon all summer? Bored of it. Going into the first game of the season with a piss thin squad like this is bonkers. This is annoying my peace as a 30 year old adult. Away to pick up the dug shite in the garden.

Regarding us offering a contract to Wotherspoon, I reckon that’s his agent going to the press to see if anything better comes up. If not I’d imagined that’ll be announced tomorrow. Signing Fletcher sounds wild.

We can’t go in to the first game of the season with a squad this thin. Surely no. Expecting a body or two in tomorrow or I can see the simpsons meme’s returning.

Does it smell sweet or does it smell like shite?

We’re well over due our next Gary Mason type player.

Cba with Lewis Spence.