Steven Craig

You class Nicola Sturgeon as a woman. Really? I don't know what that creature is but it's certainly not a woman.

Better than you'd ever be ya small time no mark. Always easy for thick loser fans to sit on the sidelines and criticise when half them don't have an ounce of the football brain or skill it takes. Rolling in cash and burds as well haha up ye.

Been to Balloch a few times. Had a venture into that McDonald's next to the caravan site a number of years ago, shame some wino/junkie crackpot came in once with a glass of wine on his knees. Place is crawling with them.

Nope looking at my bank account right now and that's right I'm definitely seeing it clearly. Swimming in it lad.

If brains were taxable you'd get a rebate son.

It looks like there could be a bit of a comeback up here for the Tories. Shame a lot of thickos were deterred after Nicky Ridley's poll tax and the rest of it. Then there were the idiots that fell into Blair's trap. Sooner The SNP return to being a wasted vote the better.

Me and the wife always make sure we splash joggers with puddles when out in the motor. A few times we've even taken to chucking eggs or fag ends, bottles of juice whatever comes to hand. Great laugh, can't beat it.

You must need a trip to the opticians if you don't see an issue with that pathetic excuse for a ground. I don't think there's a more disgraceful and boring ground in Scottish Football than the Strathclyde Homes, Bet Butler or whatever pish sponsor it's got these days. Sooner the The Sons are back in the 2nd the better. A joke of a side well out of their depth in the 2nd tier.

Sorry to disappoint you, but discussing Steven Craig on pie and bovril doesn't mean you're a mad stalker. When I said I was a huge fan of Steven Craig, I wasn't exactly being 100% serious but that doesn't mean to say I don't take a keen interest in his career.

Was at Hampden for the Scottish Cup Semi in 2010 when he scored a belter. Watched a lot of his games when he was at Thistle a few years ago, and always rated him in the past. Craig offers a lot more than goals, but if you get the ball into the right areas he will score.

Steven Craig plays for them. There's no crime against it.

Clearly trolling? I'm interested in hearing what leads you to believe in that post I was 'clearly trolling'. Please share

The answer's no

The way Dumbarton are shaping up is hardly playing in Craig's favour. The service to him at St Mirren was non existent, and I don't imagine he's had too many other chances in the games he's played. If you play him as a lone striker and use him as a target man, he will score goals. He's a confidence player. If he bags a goal or two, he'll start banging them in, but you can't expect him to score goals when there's no service.

That Go Daddy advert is a pain in the arse. Never off the tele. There was a shocker of a Mac B advert I saw recently and the camp Scottish accent off one of c***s voicing it was extremely painful listening. Wouldn't expect anything less from though from a company with more financial trouble than your average Scottish Football Club.