EpicMike

Must be warm inside the Hibs offside trap, Hearts seem to love it there.

Any Hearts players capable of staying onside?

I would buy that DVD.

Never a red, shitebag ref influenced by the howling orcs.

Sean Mackie - Scored one great goal but otherwise pretty terrible. 4/10 Josh McPake - Had really high hopes for this supposed wonderkid but is totally out of his depth outside the reserve leagues. 4/10 Jordon Forster - Slow, immobile and a bomb scare at the back. Strong but lacks the agility or composure to utilise it effectively. 3/10 Jamie Ness - Looked promising the League Cup games but been crocked ever since. 5/10 Shaun Byrne - Had high hopes for him after the season he had at Livi but looks like he's phoning it in now he has a lengthy contract. 5/10. Jordan McGhee - By far our best centre-back, puts in a solid 7/10 every game, so that's what he gets. 7/10 Jordan Marshall - Aside from the opening Dunfermline game when he had a bit of a nightmare, has been one of our best players so far. Missed him badly when he was out injured which shows what a difference he makes to the team. 7/10 Kane Hemmings - Slow start but has found himself in among the goals at last. I imagine he will get a much higher rating before the end of the season. 6/10 Danny Johnson - Not getting enough chances for such a dangerous striker, will hopefully see more of him. 5/10 Graham Dorrans - Should be a 10/10 and skooshing this league but has been good if nothing spectacular so far. Passing ability and vision is clearly miles ahead of most midfielders in the division. 6/10 Declan McDaid - Either completely anonymous or a one man game changer, typical infuriating winger. His purple patch when our strikers were not scoring is the only reason we're remotely in contention for finishing the year in the play off positions. 8/10 Connor Hazard - Did a decent job when called upon. 6/10.

Their current form isn't great and they're not exactly banging in the goals but surely this must be due to problems behind the scenes. Veteran players bucking under the leadership of a rookie manager?

No final 10 minute arse collapses this time please Dundee.

Doesn't need to be a tackle, a block or at least some sort of pressure will do. Which you can't do when you're a yard behind the attacker despite getting a head start. Fucking hell, you're right about the third goal. Speculative ball in to the box that gets by everyone and in to the back of the net. Shocking.

Got round to watching the highlights. Dunfermline Goal 1: Forster plays the attacker onside then is too slow tracking back to effectively block the cross. He also turns like a shopping trolley when the ball comes across him as he's standing on the line, missing his chance to get an unlikely but entirely possible block. Dunfermline Goal 2: Forster is too slow racing back and cannot get back in the box in time to block the shoot. Flapjack's chocolate wrists don't help but it was a free shot at that point. Dunfermline Goal 3: Forster loses his man, which is fine if you block the cross instead, but he's too slow getting in to position. Ball gets past him and it's a tap in from there. I don't care who replaces him at centre back but get this dumpling out of the starting 11.

Is it possible to politely ask the ref to NOT send opposing players off?

If pretending Rangers lost to the better team today makes you feel better then crack on.

Morelos has knocked £10,000,000 off his value and gave it to Edouard this game.

If Celtic win this they should all give their medals to Forster.

Has Morelos ever actually scored against Celtic?

Haha offside goal. Luck o' the wish they were Irish.

Rangers gonna regret having nothing to show for their dominance. Celtic goal on the counter coming up.

Scrappy so far but Sevco edging it.

Or perhaps if any set of fans are aware of the dangers of reckless overspending it's Dundee fans and they are right to point it out when another club is doing it?

Morton have a young, aggressive side with a decent attack. Their defence is woeful though, if our forwards have a good game then all 3 points should stay at Dens.

Defences generally don't make mistakes when they're in shape and have had time to get numbers back, even mediocre teams can be a nightmare to break down if they're well drilled on shape. For all of Dundee's "ripping the piss" out of Thistle on Saturday they only had one goal to show for it, then collapsed in the second half when the Jags equalised.

Because it's ineffective and infuriating to watch. Whenever Dundee get possession they completely slow the game down and give the opposition a chance to get their defence in shape, it's one of the reasons the team looks so toothless up front.

Has the arbitrary amount of time passed for it to become acceptable to call for McPake to get the sack yet?

2 down. Holt BBC Scotland reporting El Bak.

Levein raging on the radio, just swore and said the team had no balls.

Shankland looking frustrated and anonymous, like a true Scotland player already.