BairnBrainBrian

Tidser is on more money than half the Celtic first team.

After watching his interview, I might become forever indebted to big Cracks because my knees are totally f*cked with arthritis, and the next time my surgeon gives me a cortisone injection I am going to ask him if he can add in the 'stuff like that'. I hope that is not way too technical for him to understand.

It's a difficult thing to quantify, I can only comment on my experiences from the 70s until now, but I would say the general behaviour has improved, most of the behaviors are still there, but they are not as common as they were in yesteryear, which I would say is largely due to the controls that have been put in place by many clubs (not all). and crowd dynamics. Most clubs encourage that 'family' atmosphere (as do most pubs it seems) and you just have to compare the ratio of men/women/children of today with yesteryear to see how our crowds have changed, and that seems to have helped curb a lot of the extreme behaviours. For example, getting thrown out, or even a warning, for swearing would never have happened in my youth, no one would even bat an eyelid, but I have witnessed on many occasions in the last few years of people being told by stewards to ' mind your language', invariably accompanied by 'there's wimmin n weans here'. The alcohol ban has made a huge difference, and not allowing steaming drunk people into the ground helps too. No pishing against the Hope Street end wall is obviously down circumstances, would fans nowadays pish against a convenient wall if we had one, absolutely they would. It is so difficult to narrow to specific things. Like the dart throwing fad from way back, while that seems to have stopped, is it replaced by something equally stupid? In general I would say behaviour has improved.

In the grand scheme of things it is not that bad. For me, it just seems part of this general lowering of standards in so many professions, and in particular, journalism. There is nothing wrong with being creative but there is a line between creativity and insulting your readership's intelligence. Alternatively, I might be a greetin face auld shite.

There is nothing exciting about this league. I remember when the BBC had a reputation to be proud of, but the quality of this article is dreadful. "Eight teams in a title fight." To be accurate, all ten teams are involved in the title fight, because they all will play some part in it. What they say about Clyde is staggering, a win over Stranraer and Clyde may be 8pts of 4th! Then it says that realistically any one of the top six could win it. Is that realistic? The words 'Falkirk boast the best defence with just 12 goals conceded' tells you all you need to know about the quality of this league.

If anyone laid a finger on my daughter id rip their head off and shit down their neck. A Clyde fan's daughter gets raped. the rapist plays for Clyde, everything is cushty! What a poor excuse of a man.

It most certainly isn't. That is probably simply a poor choice of words on your part.

I think I mixed up my rumours list with my letter to Santa!

I heard you guys are looking at Durnan as cover. Just a rumour, so it might not be true...

I needed that

That was a rant

These rumours. Honestly for fuk sake, just inventing something and putting after it' it might just be a rumour' is less use than Durnan! I heard that we are signing a prolific striker, we are putting all our window money into the one guy in a make or break deal. This is a very well known young striker who will rip this league apart. But this is just a rumour, it might not be true. See what I mean with the rumour pish? For those who need telling, that isnt a rumour I made it up to show how fcking stupid it is to say some shit and stick 'it's a rumour' might not be true' at the end of it"!

I would sign Douglas Bader to replace Durnan.

From the first game of the season, if we had improved at the rate Dumbarton have, we would have a clear lead at the top. All our hopes are on this window.

Badcock tonight.

Surely to f*ck Cracks can spot a shit defender much easier than us fannies rattling away on our keyboards. He HAS to know how shit Durnan is and how slightly less shite Buchanan, Doyle and Dixon are. If we keep playing Durnan after the transfer window then it speaks volumes about our new managers. Doyle gets right on my tits the way he arses about off the park as if he is some sort of fantastic footballer. He should have a long look at his performances and stop being an attention seeker. As everyone has said, the transfer window is obviously the making or breaking of our season. I have no doubts there will be signings, and they may well be to serve a short term purpose. I would like to think our managers have made a few good contacts during their careers that might be a bonus to us. They have a lot of footballing experience between them so I don't think we are spotting weaknesses that they aren't, and tbf, most of our weaknesses stick out a mile. I suppose it all depends on who is available, how much money we have to spend, who is willing to come to us, but it would take an epic RMesque f**k up for us to have a poorer team after the window than we have now.

If Durnan had a scintilla of self respect, he would resign. He actually offers less than nothing, he is a handicap for us every time he plays.

FLDiamond "We definitely looked like the ‘original club’ when we stole all 3 points at Brockville a few weeks ago."

Some of the old Airdrie teams would have hit double figures against our current mob, and now some jakey is wetting his breeks at a last minute winner.

Doyle is not a good enough player to act the clown off the park. He should forget acting like a fanny off the park and use that time to improve his game.

I will be there and Deans will be in no doubt that a Gary should never be allowed on our board ever again.

I suspect our best January signing will be our new striker LM. It doesnt take a genius to see that what we have now will struggle to win this league. M&M can't be that naive to expect a miraculous turnaround. If we can get 2 or 3 useless b*****ds out on loan, maybe punt Tidser for f**k all, that would free up a few quid for a few signings/loan deals. There has to be a some sort of shake up in the transfer window, and again at summer, whether we go up or not.

Gary Deans. There is a clue in the name that he is going to be a cnut.

Yet you keep failing to take 3pts from us. Could it possibly be that Raith are pish too?