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Love Dalores O'Riordan - my dream woman or was rip.

Kyle, your mum will go mad at you again, c'mon, up the stairs and leave the tablet to charge you've got school tomorrow. Edit to remember Kyle to brush his teeth. Ni night champ.

Be the first 3 points you'll take off the worst AFC** team in a decade this season might get a trophy for that. AFC**

To be fair you're no wee Kyle, I forgot his mum takes his tablet off him so he gets no screens before bedtime. I'll take our most successful season over yours. Just saying... AFC** Edit to say it must be quite embarrassing knowing a cup hmfc doesnt rate was 50% of the hmfc greatest ever season. I thought league cups don't count for hearts or is this another caveat that it does count but only in 59/60 season?

That'll be your greatest ever season AFC**

If you don't include league cup success or European success but include seaside league wins and include the 40 years previous to AFC** being established then hearts are more successful. You're clutching at a lot of straws here. Any more caveats needed? 5 relegations did they get relegated in big league era also? It is quite embarrassing that you guys are above us this year though. Afc**

Most of hearts success was from before the League cup had even began, hmfc ever diminishing success right enough. hmfc seaside champs AFC**

I wouldn't swap European success I've winessed for anything hearts have won now or in the future AFC**

Hearts are such a big club they've never once won more than one trophy in a season or had a sustained period of success in Europe. Every cup you guys have won has been a "blip" AFC**

That your scabby we club bouncing up and down from seaside leagues Kyle? hmfc AFC**

It's funny how even with the hearts success in 1800s before AFC** existed they've still won less.

He's a hearts fan, can't count league cups or euro success because it doesn't suit his desperate wee club argument

Have hearts ever been in Europe past Christmas ever? Sure the 4th round is their greatest achievement on the continent. Behind Hibernian, Dundee, Dundee Utd, Kilmarnock and Dunfermline. Seaside league champs. If St Johnstone go down this year hearts will be the most relegated club left in top flight since we went to wee leagues. 5 times AFC** Edited to add Killie to the greater than hearts on the continent list.

AFC ** Hearts, big in Edinburgh

We've won more since Fergie left than the hearts chumps have Kyle

Hearts did you chumps not win the war by eh....hold on, they all died just to prove they were just as bad with a gun as they are with a ball

Hearts were quite successful in the 1800s before most of the big clubs came about dontchaknow.... However not so successful since, especially after 1903, seems to be when their jealousy started.... Always a good laugh though...

I'm hearing from my west coast media sources that Red Card Ryan Porteous has invaded the Ukraine.

Scumbags to a man. Every last one of them. Even the reasonable ones usually let their mask slip if you play them right. I think it stems or at least helped by a compliant and corrupt media who will make excuses for their cheating, their bigotry, sectarianism and even for the old clubs death.

Always fancied Iceland Kyle (not the shop - hoose rice) more for the culture, history and also the hot springs and volcanoes and stuff rather than their condiments.

Answer to your question hoose rice would be someone who likes mayo more than other condiments.

Ric says no one is engaging with general disarray while engaging with general disarray. Remember Ric used to be a runner for a legal office in his own head so if you wish to start a new thread it would be courteous to run it by the boards esteemed legal mind. Surely if folk don't want to read or post on general disarrays thread then the simple answer is not to read or post on it. Place is full of monkeys who should put their phones down and concentrate on more rudimentary tools.

Hey kinky...would that be the same Fergie who hates you guys for his treatment after he married a Catholic while he played for your old club? Same Fergie who would point out west coast bias at every opportunity? I try to use weedgie or bigot bros as the words that I'd really like to use to describe your kind and culture would probably see me with a ban. I rarely have a chippy in my old age, gives me heartburn, but after living in Holland for a few years I only put mayonnaise on my fish supper. Broon sauce only for stories, red sauce only on a burger and mayo for fish n chips or chicken n chips, tartar for scampi. Hope that clarifies things for you.

I'm not a fan of Porteous, just because I think he's over rated but then I'm a fan of a rival club but this looks like a weedgie press witch hunt. Pretty pathetic how the weedgies circle the wagons but they're taking their dislike of red card Ryan to another level here.

I didn't have Goodwin at the top of my list but the seethe he is causing amongst the diddy clubs (both saints teams especially) makes me think Cormack has got the right man.