Ayia Napa Daz

Burton O'Brien has won the Scottish League Cup.

PM it to me.

Troublemaker? Which players dad was this?

Hope you get a 3rd class.

Ahahahaha ahahaha hahaha ahaaaa Sorry, I'm still laughing at my joke from a few hours ago. Hahahaaaaaa

What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool? Harchester United have won the premier league.

What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool? Harchester United have won the premier league.

What's the difference between ICTchris and an ICT technician? The technician has a better sense of humour.

I'll kick us off. What's the difference between Spurs and Harchester United? Harchester United have won the premier league.

Mulled mulled mulled wine wine wine

I know, on the eve of the birthday of Christ as well. Can't you all put your hatred for our significance aside for this time of the year?

Stop mouthing off on the Internet you weasel.

I'm in the exact same position as the OP. She sent me a text at the beginning of the week asking if we were doing Christmas present. I said no. Hopefully I can chuck her in the next fortnight, she's really doing my tits in.

Maybe Newtongrange should keep their paedos to themselves. Hopefully we tell them to ram it.

What's the traffic like on the Great Western Road about 9-9:30am? Quite bad?

Sounds exactly like him as well.

You know how David Goodwillie got done for assault after he punched that fella over a bin...just wondering, would he be able to get into the US?

You saying touching up weans isn't as bad as hitting some p***k with a bat?

Very gullible people on this thread. Days after Livingston get a fantastic result and make good headlines for themselves: "LATEST ON LIVI THEY'RE SIGNING A BEAST" not a fucking chance. Wouldn't read anything the Scottish media print about us, they've spouted so much poisonous shite in the last year it's all become a laugh. Been confirmed by a local journalist that it ain't happening. Craig Thomson to livi, aye and I had an all night romp with Atomic Kitten last night whilst Kate and Gerry McCann filmed it.

text me if you think of anything else you want x

He's shite.

Smoking cigarettes is fine, absolutely nothing wrong with the current laws on smoking. It's the smoking of illegal substances like marijuana that rightly gets an absolutely fucking and a deserved criminal record.

This beltur

f**k off then ya bam

Just let this thread die ffs, everytime someone bumps it you're taking a shite on the grave of the OP.