Ayia Napa Daz

With regards to the supporters buses that is.

Yeah but anyone who isn't a total pushover breaks the rules.

This legit supporters club: who are we talking? Ex trust and/or LLSC folk? Is it just a carbon copy breakaway of the LLSC or a proper supporters club with booze and camaraderie? The LLSC is more of a cult/clique than an exclusive supporters club tbh.

It struck me during the HT break in the Saltire yesterday during Soccer Saturday (coupon already fucked into oblivion). Went for a pish but I'm now so large I couldn't see my own member. Fairly well endowed 5.7 inches on a good day (aroused) just too rotund these days. Tomorrow there'll be no sauce on my lunchtime pies and my evening pub visit 3 pints max.

I'm the spitting image of this gentleman (Michael Smith from the darts). I'm 6 foot but weigh just over 18 stone. I've gained well over 6 stone since 2011, a time whereby I was relatively fit and found it quite easy to hit the disco and leave with an easy lover. My major downfall is beer (average 4 pints after work during the week), but on an average Saturday it goes: fry-up, pub 2 pints, bookies, pie, pub 6 pints, bookies, pub 3 pints, curry, pub 5 pints, kebab, w**k, sleep. I'm so used to the boozing I'm rarely drunk before pint number 8. I went through 5 cans of right guard in the month of February alone, f**k knows what July will be like. I'm hoping to find a boot camp mentality from this thread.

I don't think the people running the club are atrocious. Problem is they're business people, which is fine, but there's no football-minded or marketing people at the top of the house. The LLSC lot are being put in their place so there's a good note. Having another fan on the board wouldn't be a bad idea...just not one of the usual suspects this time.

Whitburn Vale I agree with what you say about the sense of superiority held by the LLSC and the The Lions Den lot...they've always thought they run the show and I'd go as far as to say bully other supporters into how they should behave and what they should believe and say. Gotta love how they say all fans are welcome to join the LLSC whilst they've outcasted many people over the years. They're the ones turning fans against one another and causing a divide. Some of the scenes at Starks Park a few weeks ago where very very bitter. Disagree that Livi are part time at best. The team is very poor, things on and off the field look dodgy and LOTS of fans are staying away. Yet we're still full-time and turning a profit. A strong Livi (similar to the 2011/12 side) would be attracting crowds of 1800-2000. Im realistic about Livi but I genuinely believe we have a decent fanbase there. It's up to the club now, and I think now more than ever the LLSC brigade really need to pipe down. They're a noisy minority. I'd describe Livingston as morally bankrupt which is a shame cause we were on the up massively between 2009-2012 and it was a cracking club to support. Anyone who disagrees is blind.

Was the "you'll get nowhere with him" comment related to his coaching or just his presence at the club in general? I feel uneasy about having someone who was locked up for 6 years for selling heroin playing a role within the club, I have no idea how he contributes though. The thing that annoys me is Cole playing every week. This guy isn't capable at all and he's keeping a better player out the team. Time to bring back Morgyn Neil.

Nah you're wrong.

Oh and that fella from the Courier to stop bumming up players and stirring shite by falsely claiming they're receiving pelters from the stands. He seems to have piped down on Twitter, so that's a start.

My thoughts are that certain people in the fan base (not on here) need to pipe down, get rid of a few of the players and the board need to look at incentives to really get fans back to games starting from next season. Those in charge of running social media and the website need to be replaced and we don't really wanna hear about the supporters team. I'd say the people running the club needs to be clarified so fans know what's going on behind the scenes. Hopkin should be kept as manager and allowed to pick the team and be in charge of signings. Cole to be released for being a liability.

Cause we lose every week. Are you on the board? If so can you get me on the board too?

I haven't been to Almondvale for over 4 months, very unhappy like most other fans.

Gnaw are you David Martindale and can you tell me how he ended up at Livi, what his position is and is he the one behind having Darren Cole at Livi? We should have a back 4 of Halcket Gordon Neil and Longridge. Cole sells goals and red cards every week, the rest of the squad must hate this guy so why does he play every week? Does Hopkin want to pick him?

Any news on when Martindale/Cole will be away or are they here for the long haul?

His football knowledge is very limited. Probably why he fits in well at Livi.

Can't be the only Livi fan tired of seeing Calum Carson bumming some of the players up on Twitter re: fan abuse. I don't here much abuse from the stands, but even then were 2nd bottom of the league and have been rotten for years. Too many bed wetters getting involved with Livi again.

I'm just telling the truth. You're the one constantly on the Livi thread. Dumbarton are basically this seasons Cowdenbeath as far as Pie and Bovril goes.

The Dumbarton fans are constantly all over this thread spouting shite about closed top divisions and Scottish football being half decent. Only the Falkirk fans on here are worse. The floodlighting at their ground is also terrible.

Scottish football is beyond a joke and has been for several years. If you don't think Celtic and Rangers competing to the standard they were 15 years ago hasn't made Scottish football worse then you're a daft fud.

Jordan White gets an Ocado delivery to his penthouse every Tuesday. He answers the door with ruffled and rugged hair, a silk robe and more often than not a cigar. What colours do you think his robes are? Are they Marks and Spencer? And does he wear slippers?

Do what the hard way? You've never seen Falkirk do anything. Burton O'Brien and even Scott McLaughlin have won more than Falkirk in our lifetimes. Why don't you all cry about it somewhere else.

Yes, by winning lots of football matches.

What about when we were at the top end of the SPL and you were in the arse end of nowhere? Just remember where you were when Burton O'Brien won the league cup.

Well you were gonna but he bumped you for the Livi so f**k up.