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Man size box of kleenex too?

After popping into the local newsagents this morning, was left wondering - who buys those specialist male magazines on the top shelf in the age of the Internet?

I once slept in a play Park on arran, woke up to find a local sitting on a bench watching me while masturbating a border collie. I havent been back.

How was wisharts?

If he's a size 12 then we can talk....

Haven't owned a pair of trainers for approximately 20 years. Feeling like I should be down with the kids, what do you recommend. I'm assuming Lonsdale and everlast are out of bounds?

Animal kwackers

shhh don't let the client know ;-)

Just had a meeting with a new client. Looking for a 5 course meal for 6. Budget around the £1200 mark, excluding wine and my fee. Happy days

What language do people use in the juniors forum?

Shilts!!! Beastism thread for this pish!

I had a pair of those, think they were sondico

sounds like a fungi

Everything at nandos arrives frozen, they don't employee chefs - just young kids on minimum wage to heat everything up and make it look kinda like the pictures of the dishes on the wall. It's KFC in a fancy frock.

Lovely, you smoke the duck yourself?