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LincolnHearts

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  1. Can't see a way out for him now. I'd expect him to be declared deceased after a helicopter accident or while trying to fiddle the gas meter. Something where there are little or no remains will be the easiest to cover up.
  2. Respect to you, your sister and your mum. It'll mean a lot to your dad that he's not alone.
  3. Munoz timing it nicely for a heads-gone entry.
  4. Chuffed to bits for Laura Muir. Favourite medal of the games alongside the triathlon relay Gold.
  5. A bloke is shagging his overweight girlfriend when the phone rings. ’You’ll have to phone me back mate’ he says. ‘I’m in the tub.’
  6. Strewth, it's Alf from Home & Away. Sure I used it because of the Aussie Daily quiz.
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