Fudge

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No, it would be next year

I was thinking RE, Modern Studies or Biology. I would put in little to no effort save for some last minute reading of revision notes and past papers. I'd obviously have to do some research for the assignment

I made a bet with a friend that I couldn't study in my own time and sit a Higher exam and get an A. What would be the easiest Higher to get an A in? It can't be English, Maths, Geography, Chemistry or Physics. I'm rubbish at Art and languages

In. My performance yesterday is why I'm know by my friends as the white Baresi

Glasgow Area 4.5's

I last had my penis in her in May 2006

This morning I received an email from the girl I lost my virginity to. She's back in Scotland in a few weeks and asked if I wanted to meet up. I've not seen her in 8 years and am a bit unsure whether to go or not.

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I'll play

I wouldn't try and progress too far up the ladder because there's a higher chance someone will figure out you're a workshy w****r

Mr Rational ends every second post with '...' as if he's constantly posting some sort of cliffhanger. I've contemplated killing people in close vicinity when reading his posts

I'm now up to date and I'm getting increasingly bored. I'm all for subtleties and character development but it's moving at a snail's pace. Nothing like what gripped me to BB. I feel like those who are overly enthusiastic are like Sky Sports pundits talking up the great tactical battle being played out in what is actually a poor 0-0

mIIV

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In for Monday coming

Smoking Isn't big or clever. It's both

Is the phrase 'safety cans' a well known term or did I make it up? It means buying more alcohol than you think is necessary so you don't run out

Next summer I'm going Toronto - - > Niagara - - > Ottawa - - > Montreal - - > Quebec - - > fly to Calgary - - > Jasper - - > Banff - - > Whistler - - > Victoria - - > Vancouver

A quick a quick Wikipedia search and play of the two pronunciations suggest I'm right. My mate is from Shrewsbury and pronounces it 'Shrowsbury' as do his family members I've met

It doesn't have anything to do with the word (or animal) shrew and both pronunciations are acceptable and both used by people who live there

No m8, think I'd prefer a few pints in Glasgow then place a few bets at the casino before going to the Garage nightclub

All of my friends are utter p***ks who like football. I intend to have 8-10 of my closest friends who will all be willing and able to go

I am not engaged but have already decided mine (yes, I'll be calling the shots) will be 3 nights in Amsterdam with one day being dedicated to travelling to Germany for a football game. Possibly one of the big teams in the Rhur /Rhein area or a stupid Duisburg away day

If my stag do doesn't involve innumerable pints of continental lager, piles of drugs and prostitutes it will have been an abject failure. Stag do's are rarely done well because the organiser wants to accommodate as many people's tastes as possible. My invite list will contain only grade A scumbags to make things simple