Fudge

If that's our squad for next season I suggest we just ask to void the season and accept relegation now. It's absolutely rank The people at the club a couple of seasons ago who couldn't do primary school maths should be ashamed

Checking tickets /selling tickets /opening doors is a minimum wage job. If that's your job and you're being paid more than the minimum wage you should be grateful

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Because I'm a deviant

Discussion in the pub last night focussed on do you enjoy sniffing your girlfriend's used underwear. Do you?

Would anyone care to start a petition for the release of a 'topless Ross Meechan pets adorable animals calendar'?

Brilliant, thanks

Anyone know what date the fixtures are announced?

In for next week

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The mountains making up the 'Arrochar Alps' starting from the car park at Arrochar car are a good day out. Easy to get to, fairly straightforward and no difficulty in navigation

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The Shire pay us something like £15k for Ochilview. It's an absolutely steal for them

f**k off

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Middle aged and above men who engage in dreadful cliquey 'banter' and who post puns

People who vote RISE aren't annoyed poverty exists, they're annoyed they're poor

I got one for the Uefa cup final at Hampden and went as it was of minimal cost to me. Not entirely sure how to sell them but I'd imagine if Liverpool make it you'd easily get several hundred for each ticket

Sell them to a wall pusher for silly money

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I certainly think we would have been a few points better off had he been fit. I like his work ethic, however, given that our wage bill was reduced last season (and may be again?) I don't think we can afford to sign a player who won't be 100% fit for the first game of the season. If he is due to be fit by then I'd definitely like him to stay

Quit your job and do something that won't affect your own mental health