Fudge

She's got a horsey face so I expected similar

I understand kids need to be taught about the green man and crossing when it's safe, but I recently crossed a road at the Red man when it was clear for at least 100 metres in both directions and received a mouthful of abuse from a mother who had a circa 4 Yr old and a baby and a push chair in tow.

I lost all interest in Pokemon after it went past 151. The rest just look absolutely laughable

Grainger looks like she'd be married to a Scottish rugby international from the late 90's and probably votes Conservative

Leith has improved greatly in recent years but this shouldn't be be confused with 'good'

Geography

16/27 got A's at Higher, 6/9 at Advanced Higher Dale Carrick gif face

Cancun. Yet again I've had to listen to someone tell me about their totes amaze holiday to Cancun as if it's some sort of exclusive destination. It's where 2006's Neds that used to go to Benidorn go now they earn £24,000 pa now they're a gas fitter

In

If you gave one of those beerwanks a pint of T in an unmarked glass and told them it was some sort of niche, imported Czech lager they'd be more than happy with it. Tennents lager isn't the best thing in the world but it's the equivalent of having a skilful of drink, fingering a 6/10 in the Garage and waking up with only a mild hangover. Reasonable

Houses are burned (by dragons, not faulty electrics)

I watched the film 'Rein of Fire' in America and at one point a man was applauded by the audience for standing up and shouting 'you kick that dragon's ass'

Extremely

Well f**k me

I mass evolve pidgeys, weedles and caterpies with a lucky egg but most others without. Today I sat on a bench in Clydebank next to a gym. About 10 feet away on another bench was a primary school aged boy and his mum. He proudly showed her that he'd just taken his first gym, pointing at the screen with glee. I took about 10 seconds in destroying his CP 800 Magmar. When he realised he'd lost the gym he took about 10 minutes reclaiming it. In the time it took for him to use potions and the like where the gym remained unclaimed, I just added one of my own. He began to cry

For the first time in my life I did a full shop at Waitrose. I was enjoying sauntering around, grinning smugly at my middle class status until I saw Scott Booth, rummaging through packs of meat, looking for one with a later expiry date. It really ruined my day

I'm struggling to get a variety of top bois. Of my 8 highest CP, two are Golduck, two are Vaporeon and two are Hypnos. Anyone else finding similar?

The HP isn't the greatest and Vice Grip is pretty shit at 25. I'd save my Candy for something else

They both worked before they met their boyfriend /husband. I know the guys a but from uni, but not particularly well.

Park on the street or the private parking areas (through the arch in the flats) on Hughenden Lane

It's pleasant enough. Enough peat to give it a kick but still very drinkable. A solid 7/10

In

I know a couple of people like this, and neither couple has children. The thing that gets me is that the man/husband doesn't even have a ludicrously well paid job. I couldn't be certain but I'd estimate they earn between £40-50k.

I've only just got into gym battling and agree with whoever said the turn around is far too quick. It's too easy to win over a gym and too easy to lose it.

Got this lad in a 10k egg