Sir Tarmo Kink

Especially considering you might be getting 6 figures for Jake fucking Mulraney. That team will surely give you £100m for Hickey?

Especially considering you might be getting 6 figures for Jake fucking Mulraney. That team will surely give you £100m for Hickey?

We’ve had similar issues in the dumps of Dundee and Alloa

Hearing we’re having to leave out Matheus Machado due to fears over Ayr fans racially abusing him. Can anybody confirm?

It’ll be 5 years in May for The Caley

You made that up

They have lost Amla, Roussouw, Duminy and De Villiers at the same time while du Plessis has faded. Elgar, Markram, van der Dussen, De Kock, Rabada, Ngidi is a decent spine when fit but can’t see them competing with the top teams. This is a team whitewashed at home by Sri Lanka and absolutely piped by India. England should be expecting to win this series.

110 since somebody laughed at one of your posts

Moeen isn’t coming so rather than have a 3-pronged attack of Bess, Leach and Parkinson, you could drop one out and use Denly and Root. No point packing with seamers in Sri Lanka though so the replacements will have to be batting ones.

SA are heading towards Zimbabwe* status with their 2019-20 record. Sri Lanka came to South Africa and whitewashed them in Tests, including Kusal Perera playing the best Test innings in 2019. Then the dreadful World Cup followed by India absolutely piping them 3-0 with back-to-back innings wins. England should comfortably win this Test series, and even to lose the First Test was a bit of an embarrassment. *I note Zimbabwe are doing well in a Test as we speak, vs Sri Lanka

Beautiful. Up here, we judge club size based on major honours and time spent above one another, not based on shite (Chalmers, Donaldson) or washed (McKay, Draper) players moving clubs for some dirty oil money. County have a long way to go before they can surpass The Caley.

Hamza gone, nicked down the leg side to Buttler, Wood again!

Lost the likes of Tahir, Abbott, Olivier, Roussouw and Viljoen recently too. Soon to lose Philander and du Plessis also.

Relax, you’re playing the big team in the Highlands now.

Hopefully Root and Stokes don’t find themselves in hot water for that Rabada-esque send-off to Nortje...

No room for Jennings?

In Australia in 2021, England need Archer and Wood to be fit. You can’t be going there with typical swingy 80mph seamers again, it just doesn’t work. Having a decent spinner would be nice too, hopefully Bess can kick on. The top 6 in the batting order has looked the best it has in a long time, hopefully Burns can make a quick recovery.

Aye, he's had a dismal series so far, and some questionable captaincy decisions too. He’s retiring from internationals after the World T20 anyway so only has the Windies Test series after this. I imagine De Kock or Elgar would take the captaincy.

South Africa are playing with 10 men tbf. Anyone seen Faf?

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Thing is Leach will be on the next tour unless he’s ill. Last time in Sri Lanka England started with 3 spinners.

Kevin Pietersen

Hearthammer on the Top 50 Worst Posters thread. Holy f**k.

Clach

Your point is?