Kryptonite

In The Garage around January time. A few of us were out. Met an ex-colleague of mine, who was there with a group which included a lesbian. My mates bird (thick as mince) proceeded to congratulate said lesbian & ask when the bairn was due. She wasn't pregnant, and we haven't been back.

A letter sent to David Cameron by an 11 year old from Lancashire is doing the rounds today. Seriously.

What are Tony Fernandes & Pat Nevin doing in Dundee?

The cost of a pint at my local has increased by 10p. Instead of handing over three £1 coins I need to keep 10p's handy. Total inconvenience.

Divers, Lionheart, Davie Boy & Whiplash vs The NAK. 8 man tag anytime soon?

If it has a pulse, etc

Budweiser is fantastic. On a separate note, fucked my 3-wood at the driving range earlier. "Heads gone" etc. Tragic.

No. You've logged into the "Reasons To Be Cheerful" thread on Pie & Bovril.

Friend of mine gave birth to a healthy baby boy this afternoon! Happy days!

I'm new to P&B. Someone fill me in on this Eugene character. Please

My Facebook feed at the moment is either those raging at the weather, or those raging at the McCann's...

Went to the chippy for a Fish Supper after work. Didn't have any fish left.

My Dad had his done at 29, few months after my youngest sister was born.

Adverts on Spotify. Too cheap to upgrade to premium however,

Dog walking this morning. Found this football pitch on the outskirts of Paisley (by accident, I should add). Weirdest football pitch I've ever seen. 4 goals, an electricity structure a few metres behind one goal. A river running adjacent to the near side & a huge swing park on the far side beyond the trees. Paisley.

Can still do Indie events. Only works the Wednesday NXT show with WWE.

Speaking of thumb up the arse

Far too many arms on show

Danny Welbeck

Who was the last lower league side to win the Scottish Cup? Cheers in advance.

Nah. More likely to attack him after the match I reckon!

Wondering why Ed Sheeran is sandwiched between the pair of them too.

I've just seen this thread. Made most of the Glasgow shows this. Square Go edged Barramania slightly in my view. Crowd was on fire for the Galloway-Coffey match in The Barras though. Need a great card for the SECC show I think. Struggling to think of anyone that Galloway could defend against that he hasn't already though.

Bagpack loyal.