Archie McSquackle

Looks lovely but you won't be drinking much of it at 10%!

Cornelius was alright at Hibs but I'm surprised that it's Slattery that drops out for Donnelly. Can only assume he's maybe got a knock. If Donnelly is fully fit then a midfield of him with Goss and Slattery would have been interesting. Maguire misses out completely- is he injured or suspended?

What's the weather like in Motherwell? In my part of Glasgow visibility is about 50 yards because of the fog. Not quite as bad as that game at Kilmarnock a few years ago but not far off and only going to get worse as it gets dark.

Thanks. That's a much more cynical answer than Capt. Oats' though![emoji1]

I don't want to read too much into the club's social media but does featuring him like this suggest he's likely to play on Saturday?

I can't believe no-one has picked up on the adult colouring book!

Yeah, we (as in a lot of the fans, maybe not the club) were pretty desperate to sign him at one point. Were Rangers looking for us to pay too much of his wages?

I've not see it for a few years but I'm sure Gremlins has some chat dispelling the Santa fantasy so I suppose it depends on your 9 and 11 year olds' views on the guy in the red suit. We watched 8 Bit Christmas last night which was good fun. All about some kids trying to get a Nintendo for Christmas when they'd just come out.

The one thing it definitely isn't is a booking.

I've had a couple of recent family holidays in Cornwall where that was a firm favourite.

We watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation last night which was good fun. I'm starting to get in the mood. [emoji318]

If you want to stiffen the walls then you could put some timbers in diagonally between studs. One or two locations on each elevation should do although having the board securely screwed to the studs should provide sufficient racking resistance.

For that reason I don't understand why anyone could have a bottom 5. Why would you watch a second episode of anything you've already decided is pish?

Surely everyone realises by now that Aberdeen is where Motherwell players go for their careers to die.

It's my wife's birthday on Sunday. She couldn't give a monkey's about football but I'm sure she'd want me to be happy. Wait a minute - you're not actually a middle-aged woman are you and she's just been pretending to not like football?

You can tell we don't have a game this weekend! [emoji6]

Father Ted. You need some Father Ted in there.

I watched it for the first time last Christmas. It reduced me to a blithering mess. I'm not watching it or going to Celtic as they'd probably both have similar results.

Let the slagging of each other's shit-holes commence!

I saw Tim Burgess at the end of October doing an acoustic set in the rather surreal setting of Strathaven Hotel. Just him on his own for most of it, joined at times by guys from BMX Bandits and the Pearlfishers who were supporting him. He came across as really humble and it was a cracking night. If the Human League are half as good as they were at Kelvingrove a few years ago then you're in for a treat. Mrs. McSquackle is going on the Thursday night so I'll hear all about it.

Are they? I can only see their usual Gossip link to whatever crap the papers are coming out with.

There's plenty of clubs that aren't in London. There's an absolute stack in that M6 corridor just for starters. This hypothetical £50k would go a lot further there also.

So is there no footage of the Hibs fan setting fire to his flag kicking about?

You've got to be on a hell of a wage for a £50k increase not to immediately convince you to move. This is all hypothetical at this stage of course, a lot can happen between now and the end of the season.

Mine arrived yesterday but not tried anything yet.