Archie McSquackle

Was it not that pillar of the community Michelle Mone that reported him? How many arseholes can you randomly have in a car park at the one time?

I was really impressed by Killie in the first half of that early game but we changed things at half time and a draw would have been fair (a late winner is always welcome though). We've regressed since then though and are plagued by injuries so are relying on making some decent signings this week. This game will probably come too soon for them but we desperately need to change some of our draws into victories.

The Record has Nahmani leaving St. Mirren but possibly staying in Scotland. We're not specially mentioned but it sounds right up our street.

It's almost as though we didn't do that last season

Alan Preston was getting excited on the radio about some new St. Johnstone player who he said was lightning quick. Is that him and is he his agent?

Wiki also has Davor as 5'9" so I'm not sure what to make of Wiki.

That'll be Gent back to left back after his one game on the wing.

I saw that and couldn't believe how blatant the mistake was. At least they play in blue and white- close enough

I'm hoping we're aiming a bit higher than the current version of James Scott and that the ongoing clear-out is to allow us to bring us in a few higher quality players rather than hunners of dross. Mind you, I won't be that surprised if I'm completely wrong.

Thanks. I'm losing track.

Is he that guy that Kettlewell told Scott Burns we had no interest in him?

I couldn't remember for sure whether they came from St Mirren or Rangers but Rangers seemed even more of an over-reaction! Your explanation makes sense though.

Chic Young was making it out to be WW3. They were bringing in police reinforcements from Paisley for someone tripping over a bench.

It's amazing how a good start can get the fans excited. We took a chance on someone called Scott McDonald and he came on and scored a debut goal in a cup game at Perth. On the flip side, there's David Ferrere. Lots of excitement that didn't really amount to much.

Is that supposed to be him signing his loan deal? A bit odd when surely it's just worked out between the clubs. There was talk before of English clubs being limited to 5 cross-border loan deals which made me think 'fair enough, Mika potentially prevents a deal for a first team player from Germany or Spain'. But no, this deal shows I was being too kind in giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Are we allowed to play triallists in the cup? Any chance of the German boy making an appearance as Tony Riallist?

I've just come home and my wife is watching Sunshine Getaways With Amanda Lamb. SUNSHINE GETAWAYS. It's in Edinburgh!

I can see him getting a loan deal with a Scottish club but probably not us. My money would be Aberdeen, particularly if someone comes in with money for Miovski in the last week of January and they go for the lazy option. I can see Aberdeen being precisely the sort of place he could go in the huff.

Other than the last paragraph, is that not his statement from around Christmas time?

Not going to lie, would have been happy to sign Stewart.

Remember, this time last year, Hammell brought in a whole stack of players but wasn't able to improve the performances or results, despite some of them going on to be good signings. We need to hope Kettlewell can get a tune out of whoever he does bring in this time around as well otherwise we're looking at a repeat of changing manager again.

I'm assuming I'm a bit older than you as I have a vague memory of my dad taking me to a Scottish Cup game at Recreation Park which we won 2-0. My only memory is that you paid in to the terracing and then there was a separate entrance inside the ground where you paid an extra 50p if you wanted to go into the stand. I gave up expecting to win against any team long ago so no shaking in my boots from me. I'll just be watching the game through my fingers, if I take my boots I might make the bench.

That Hearts trackie top nearly saw my lunch come back up.

If Wilkinson is the answer, I'm not sure what the question is. There has to be someone out there we can get in at least on a par.

Agreed he'd be an improvement on any of the other forwards we have (assuming the Mika departure rumours are correct).