Archie McSquackle

Marvellous. That's what I've been waiting for! Thanks.

I can see why it technically should be a red but it's the softest red card I've seen in a long time. Without VAR is there really much complaint about a yellow card when it looks an unintentional coming together?

If you thought his touch for his goal was filth then it was an absolute travesty they didn't show his touch in the first half when he Cruyff turned the Kilmarnock defender with one touch taking the ball on the drop from Kelly's kick out. I'd love to see footage of it.

Did Kettlewell come in when we were one of four teams on 20 points? Not even three months later and we're on 40.

Ah yes, forgot about that. I've not even started on the beer yet!

St. Johnstone are 4 points behind us so would still be 11th. So, we're safe then?

I thought SOD was on to deal with Jordan Jones who had made a difference. Jones kept dropping deep so SOD followed him up there.

Was that not what they were checking for the red card? Would that not have been a foul to Kilmarnock (I thought it was) and therefore no need to check for offside? I'm assuming they must have decided it wasn't even a foul in the build up, never mind a red card. Either way, it was a farce. Surely, if it's taking that long, it isn't a clear and obvious error.

I think he was going for a career highlights reel in just one game. As you say, incredible confidence just now. I just hope his injury is something he'll shake off for next week.

Can someone please make a gif of it. One for the ages. The defender then hauling him down for a yellow card was peak Scottish football as well.

I'm assuming the top tier isn't open which is daft making everyone squeeze in. Even with that, looks like a cracking away support.

Just to be pedantic, which one was the last minute winner?

The one on the left with the picture of David Attenborough - it says "Glasgow Rangers- a club...." What's missing? There's a caption competition right there.

I don't think the LEZ is actually in operation yet so that's a load of bollocks. It's also a very easy drive to Lenzie for the very regular train service. They just can't be arsed, can they?

Surely the real tin pot thing here is the kick off time? Never been a problem clashing with the English cup final before, in fact they were traditionally on at the same time.

It's taken them a while but they're pretty much going down the ID card route, just it's for voting now instead.

A win for Motherwell would pretty much see us safe. Still plenty to play for and we're due a win against Killie.

Your grass is looking a bit long, could probably be doing with a cut by the weekend.

What about happy? Or any of the other dwarves?

Not the Church of Scotland though.

Does that not require a club to be liquidated and you take your place?

What? Are you trying to say you're not hard as nails so getting on for £400 for a season ticket might be a stretch?

The prices do sound as though they've jumped up. The blurb says a small percentage but it looks inflation bursting (although I can't remember what I paid last year).

There are fields reasonably me but, living in Glasgow, I was still surprised to see my street listed as 'Accessible Rural '.

Back to the post-split fixtures, normally there are fans of at least one club bleating about how they've been done over but I'm not picking up on that this time. Is there a club complaining or have they pretty much got it right this time with equal home and away games all round? Obviously there are some clubs having to visit others for a third time but that's very difficult to avoid unless everyone finishes in the expected half.