Loonytoons

Up and down I would think.

Garden gnomes look a tad agitated. Is it theirs?

Hair ice. https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/learn-about/weather/types-of-weather/frost-and-ice/hair-ice Weird fungal phenomenon.

Considering there's a fair few aulder Scots who say "het" I think we'd be better just not commenting on that one.

You'll struggle to get any zzz's in a laser chat.

Ersehole? We do that here too.

Bit like the Borg then. @scottsdad

I'm assuming she has two children, there no way she stays with an adult.

Don't you find that kebabs repeat on you?

A common occurrence I think. My other half states "but you always do that". I tried the same with house work after that statement and got my ear bent.

That's the norm I thought.

That's exactly where they are. So many posters verging on the OFTW.

Nah. He called them and they reinstated his insurance. Reason given was a mixup of starting date of the policy...8 months ago!

Young lad has had his car insurance cover cancelled. He's had the policy near 8 months and they just recently chased him up for my licence my wife's licence and his v5. No reason given for the request, he emailed off the info yesterday, which was the due date, they cancelled it today.

Good to see pedantry is alive and well.

I only eat wild brown trout. Perhaps I should have stated that, apolgies.

Barely hear of trout getting rated at all, let alone over rated. That said, trout is a beautiful bit of scran.

They could stick it on a road and use it for traffic calming.

I've wondered that too. I suspect the smaller the crowd the more likely it is to have an effect.

Have you checked to see if you've still got 2 kidneys?

If it's inguinal, eat plenty fruit and drink plenty liquid. You really don't want to be straining having a crap. Also, I was still crossing my legs for a year every time I sneezed . If you are still fairly recently out from surgery, if you feel a sneeze coming on, tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue. Life saver as sneezing hurts like hell.

I get what you mean but unfortunately all I feel is a loss of the summer. I really need a mental reset regarding this.

Hate autumnal months almost as much as winter months. Smell of decay and dampness and months of crap weather ahead. Actually starting to hate August now too. May is undoubtedly my favourite month, life is in top gear, the colour of new foliage and the smell of wild garlic. I also like wasps and bees.