Loonytoons

Just literally had the joy of meeting an owner-free unmuzzled xl type dog when I was out with my pooch. Rather unnerving as I was in the middle of nowhere and no obvious out for me or my dog. Slowly retreated up a dirt track but the dog started following at pace. Fortunately a car had seen what was happening and the driver came up the track and got between us and the dog and reversed forcing it away from us. He said it had been roaming around for a while and the polis were on their way. Safely home and feeling relieved. This following last night's walk where we walked past a house with a guy blethering to someone else at their doorway and a doberman comes belting out past them and has a couple of goes at my pooch. Give her her due, squared up to it and growled and barked back before the owner managed to get it in the house again. My pooch would be a snack to either of these dogs.

Cheers, I'll have a dig about in my emails. Need to chase up my financial advisor anyway. He said he'd be in touch roundabout now.

My mortgage term is due to end in a couple of months. Heard feck all from Halifax.

A mashie stramashie.

You need a Lab for that.

@parsforlife heading down Halbeath Road

For forks sake Are there such things as tablesporks and dessertsporks?

Are wildebeest renowned for swinging? Guess I've been watching the wrong nature programmes. The majestic swinger is quite intriguing though.

Turns out my tablespoons aren't tablespoons (or table-spoons! Wiki the hyphenated cutlery if you're bored). They're desert spoons. My serving spoons are table spoons. Where will this madness end.

Isn't that the same for most of the stations? Planet Rock tend to play different songs from artists than other stations but do repeat them. I find it frustrating that artists with massive back catalogues have the same 4 or 5 songs played ad nauseum on the radio. Another bugbear is Queen constantly on the airwaves. I've a 30 minute drive home and, on average, 3 of the five days I'll hear Queen on that drive. Flicked the stations over one day and they were playing on 3 different stations at the same time. Local radio, Absolute and Virgin IIRC.

Every time another one of these attempts goes tits up, I start to lose faith that the moon landings actually happened.

Pretty certain it's a legal requirement that mains water goes straight to the kitchen from the mains. The neighbours really shouldn't be able to turn off your potable water supply from their flat.

Giles

That and the Kerr Hay love in.

God might be an elephant based on that hypothesis.

What time will we come round?

Prolonged drought in the med countries has wrecked the olive crops the last couple of years.

Loved that show. Sat on my arse watching it every Saturday.

You could always turn the TV over to something else and help your blood pressure.

Armoured body. Could be a tank.

My niece used germolene instead of bonjela on her mouth ulcers.

Aye. Right enough.

Forfar player was pretty much on the line at the corner flag. No way was that offside.