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Given the choice, i'd take soup.

Well that escalated slowly.

Well done Saints. I hope that cheating wee shite Naismith is rather upset this morning.

You'd have to be a bit of a shit to ask for a partial season ticket refund from your own club. Unless you're a Sevco Scotland Ltd. fan. They'be shown themselves to be wankers since their club was formed 8 years ago.

I sincerely hope you stick several past Hearts. Insufferable fucks.

Hardly surprising that no one has started a thread yet with these two shithouse teams. Clearly, the Buddies are capable of a result on their day, as was shown when they handed Motherwell their arse a couple of Tuesday's back, but then they go and draw with the fermers and take a scudding off ra Sellik. Similarly, we're capable of a performance, but there's serious doubts about Dyer's tactical nous and that he sometimes plays his pals over what's best for the team. As ever, with no basis for it at all, I'm alarmingly confident. 2 - 0 Killie.

About 87 years, I think.

Better leave within the next ten minutes to get there in time. I reckon it'll be a 2 - 1 win for Ayrshire's good guys.

Unlike your mob.

I think it's cute that some Aberdeen fans think that we might beat them.

I dislike Aberdeen.

I think, in this age of brotherly love between the two teams, we should amalgamate both stadium names and, henceforth use this for both stadiums. The games shall be played at "Park Park". I thankyou.

We're sexy, DESPITE having the bold Gordo as a fan. That's how sexy we are.

Yes you do, and don't be greedy.

I'm really enjoying this. Holly Gibney is stealing the show thus far.

Some patter, that.

I think he's going for the world's worst Haiku.

Roses are red Lillies are white Kilmarnock are lovely Rangers are shite

3 points to Kay Eff See by the odd goal.

They DO do walking away.

One of the many greeting orcs in my work that I joyously celebrated in front of this morning was adamant that Morelos' disallowed goal should have stood. It was as clear a push as you'll see. I'm having a wonderful day today. Anyone else?

#standard #juggernaut #toffee #fortressrugbypark #canweplaythemeveryweek

If Findlay is fit and playing, 1 - 0 us thanks to one of his towering headers. If he's not playing, I fear the filth will pick up 3 points.

f**k me. That's quite a claim.