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I’m actually quite jealous of him. I’ve had a sore neck for about a month now. As he doesn’t have one, he’ll never have to go through this pain.

You think?

Super Caley aren’t super, they are in fact atrocious.

Broadfoot? Handsome? Have you been on the WD40?

The meh derby, she is alive and well!

Mon St Johnstone. Meh the force be with you.

Yeah. I’d like us to have kept him but he’s gone. Rumours are he’s going to St Mirren as a player/ coach. He was excellent in the second half of the season.

Mon the super soaraway St Johnstone. The meh derby must return next season!

That’s not crowing

I’ve not seen one Killie fan “crowing” about this, young Lexington.

Absolutely not bragging. Poor jokes aside, I’m very much on the fence about him coming back.

Perhaps his heart just wasn’t in it last season. He had split up with the woman of his dreams, and found a new bird in Paisley. She was ok, but not a patch on his ex down in Killie, so he was just going through the motions. He’s now back with his dream woman again. Tale as old as time.

The only thing that’s embarrassing is you saying this is embarrassing.

I saw some of the section b banners. What’s the story there? I assume it’s some cap doffing reference to their big brothers from Govan?

At least Easton took the defeat well.. oh, wait.

Most pleasing. Absolute world class time wasting at the end by Queen’s Park.

Easton is a wee thug.

Mon the Queen’s Park

What’s with the “loyal” flag next to the Union Jack behind the goal?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a one sided refereeing display in my entire life. If it was an under 13s game, and the referee got injured, and they had to bring a da in from the crowd to be referee, you’d still be saying he’s a shite referee based on Collum’s performance.

And we don’t. How utterly joyous. Dundee fans are cro magnon.

You’d have to think Arbroath will never have that chance again.

Aye, an Uber c**t. His lovable uncle schtick fooling absolutely no one.

Dick Campbell talking shite shocker