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  1. Detailed statistical analysis of the media presentation of my team’s results by the sinister central belt cabal makes interesting reading. There is an undeniable bias in favour of reporting our losses in the league, with the MSM recording an incredible 200% more loss reports than win reports. Sickening.
  2. Miserable b*****ds. I’m delighted for Patrick and all his fans that he got a day named after him. To be fair, the snakes wouldn’t have liked Ireland very much anyway. It’s not really their sort of weather.
  3. Mixed. It was quite different going forward. Much more passing through midfield and players running past and for each other. There were some up and unders but as a last resort rather than being the only thing we did. Defensively we had a bit more of a press but were still largely a shambles, didn't stop crosses coming in, caught out by long balls and always seem a man short on the edge of the box.
  4. I’d have gone with: ”have you had enough of dendrites infiltrating your cathode? Why not give our NEW porous mesh structure a go? You won’t believe how much your electrochemical performance will be enhanced” probably with a picture of a lady in a bikini, clearly needing a good dendrite infiltration.
  5. Not sure what my choice would be. It’s tough, but I think I’d go for ill informed speculation over hilariously silly suggestions every time.
  6. Been enjoying songs off the new Yard Act but don’t feel like I’d like to listen through from start to finish. Not sure if Little Simz drop 7 counts as an album. Seen it called an album and an EP. Seven tracks but no longer than 20 mins, maybe even 15. A couple very good but a couple fillers.
  7. I know what tits are but I’m confused about everything else in this thread. Is it just pseudy drivel?
  8. To be fair, a list with no names would be pretty short.
  9. I hope Ross County stay really shite. That was bad
  10. This myth needs to be addressed once and for all. Cats only have one life, same as the rest of us. My sister’s kitten got run over, and stayed dead. First time.
  11. Zoom in on each of the children’s faces. Terrifying, soulless husks.
  12. There’s no evidence that the money itself is racist though.
  13. Major sounds plausible and read when he speaks nowadays, but in power he presided over the OG culture war government, going “Back to Basics” in response to “political correctness gone mad”. Which translated somehow into cutting benefits for the most vulnerable. Hesseltine was always up to the eyeballs in dodgy money and corruption. He’s basically Boris Johnson who can keep a straight face. The main difference between today’s tories and thirty five years ago is social media, so we can all see in almost real time what they think. They used to sing a song in support of Botha and Pinochet ffs.
  14. I don't think everyone who likes "Reform" is necessarily a racist, but they are an undeniably xenophobic "party" whose main "policies" seem to be restricting immigration and promoting "Christian values". Alongside Trussonomics, brexit, climate denial and culture warrism. I'd expect that there's a larger proportion of racists that like reform than there are in the Tories as a whole, and in the Tories than in the general population. The whole thing is not serious though. It's an excuse for gobshites to get on telly and in the papers. More like a think tank than a party, but with way less thinking.
  15. Govt has changed its position and admitted they were racist comments. Not said anything about giving the money back strangely. Why can't we just move on?
  16. Good Better Best The best match between a TV show and its tune has to be Coronation Street. Nothing prepares you for the grim mundanity within quite like that depressing trumpet that sounds like an old woman complaining about the neighbours' fence. Bleak as f**k.
  17. When we eventually get round to it, i nominate Miovski to net the rebound.
  18. There was a young lady on Embarrassing Bodies or something on C4 who was showing off her double barrelled snatch. Reminded me of a joke about N Dubz.
  19. Anyway, what will a technical director do at the club, exactly? Support the DoF apparently, but then what's he do and what support will he need?
  20. The First one is wrong I trust this random AI statbot more than BBC: Since 2015 the team of Dundee and the team of Aberdeen had total of 17 games among which there were 1 wins of Dundee, 3 draws. The teams compete in such tournaments as Premiership, League Cup Previous matches Aberdeen - Dundee (30.01.2024) 1:1 Aberdeen - Dundee (30.04.2022) 1:0 Dundee - Aberdeen (02.04.2022) 2:2 Aberdeen - Dundee (26.12.2021) 2:1 Dundee - Aberdeen (16.10.2021) 2:1 Dundee - Aberdeen (18.08.2019) 1:2 Dundee - Aberdeen (06.04.2019) 0:2 Aberdeen - Dundee (18.12.2018) 5:1 Dundee - Aberdeen (11.08.2018) 0:1 Aberdeen - Dundee (17.03.2018) 1:0 Dundee - Aberdeen (08.12.2017) 0:1 Aberdeen - Dundee (19.08.2017) 2:1 Dundee - Aberdeen (31.03.2017) 0:7 Aberdeen - Dundee (27.01.2017) 3:0 Dundee - Aberdeen (18.09.2016) 1:3 Aberdeen - Dundee (22.01.2016) 1:0 Dundee - Aberdeen (05.12.2015) 0:0
  21. Surely 14 ties would have 14 winners?
  22. His lawyers said the fact that his donation was to a party led by Britain’s first Hindu prime minister, a politician of Indian heritage, was further evidence of him embracing diversity.
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