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coprolite last won the day on March 5 2022

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  1. Detailed statistical analysis of the media presentation of my team’s results by the sinister central belt cabal makes interesting reading. There is an undeniable bias in favour of reporting our losses in the league, with the MSM recording an incredible 200% more loss reports than win reports. Sickening.
  2. Miserable b*****ds. I’m delighted for Patrick and all his fans that he got a day named after him. To be fair, the snakes wouldn’t have liked Ireland very much anyway. It’s not really their sort of weather.
  3. Mixed. It was quite different going forward. Much more passing through midfield and players running past and for each other. There were some up and unders but as a last resort rather than being the only thing we did. Defensively we had a bit more of a press but were still largely a shambles, didn't stop crosses coming in, caught out by long balls and always seem a man short on the edge of the box.
  4. I’d have gone with: ”have you had enough of dendrites infiltrating your cathode? Why not give our NEW porous mesh structure a go? You won’t believe how much your electrochemical performance will be enhanced” probably with a picture of a lady in a bikini, clearly needing a good dendrite infiltration.
  5. Not sure what my choice would be. It’s tough, but I think I’d go for ill informed speculation over hilariously silly suggestions every time.
  6. Been enjoying songs off the new Yard Act but don’t feel like I’d like to listen through from start to finish. Not sure if Little Simz drop 7 counts as an album. Seen it called an album and an EP. Seven tracks but no longer than 20 mins, maybe even 15. A couple very good but a couple fillers.
  7. I know what tits are but I’m confused about everything else in this thread. Is it just pseudy drivel?
  8. To be fair, a list with no names would be pretty short.
  9. I hope Ross County stay really shite. That was bad
  10. This myth needs to be addressed once and for all. Cats only have one life, same as the rest of us. My sister’s kitten got run over, and stayed dead. First time.
  11. Zoom in on each of the children’s faces. Terrifying, soulless husks.
  12. There’s no evidence that the money itself is racist though.
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