Rudolph Hucker

You're not the only one that smells shite. You still haven't explained........

Explain.

Nah, you’re struggling and you know it. Most adults can recall some things that happened when they were around three years old, look it up if you don’t believe me. But by your “reckoning” I’d have to have been at least sixteen, and maybe as old as twenty, to have any real memory of that League Cup final. Crazy logic. You're floundering badly here. I’d give up if I were you.

Pointless comparison. Lewis Strapp did well for us, but like it or not he doesn’t play for Morton any more. Let it go.

arithmetic ain’t your strong point, is it?? Come to think of it, do you HAVE any strong points? Don’t bother scrambling for an answer, it’s a rhetorical question (look it up - I’m assuming English isn’t your strong point either).

I didn’t even count the WeeDiddyTeams cup as worth mentioning, wouldn’t have done even if we’d won it.

First off, yes I remember us being in the top league several times and for a few years pretty regularly getting to Cup quarterfinals and semifinals as well as a final. Secondly, if you'd bothered to read this car crash of a thread you might've noticed that only two Morton fans have put the boot into Thistle on here. Thirdly, away and throw shite at yerself. You're nothing but a third-rate troll, and not even close to being good at it. Have a nice day though.

You don't really understand the concept of humour, do you?? *sigh*...... Looks like we're into Molotov cock tale season again unfortunately.......

Just what age ARE you??

"physic"??? You're as bad as Clavdivs..... Never mind, maybe you and your club are just going through a badd spel.......

Not psychic at all then? Thought not.

if you’re THAT psychic, did you see last Sunday’s result coming too?

Pride comes before a…….. …….pratfall. ”Howzat”, right enough!

Now, haud the bus here...... A quick scan of this gawd awful thread shows 5 Morton fans posting on it. Of those, only two have been trolling in any way, shape or form - one is the OP, who only joined P&B at the end of January and seems hell bent on making a rep for himself as a lowbrow wind-up merchant, and the other is an already established lowbrow wind-up merchant (although the latter does have a point, to be fair, and makes more of them further down this very page.). The other comments from Morton fans aren't sticking the knife in at all. The thread itself is garbage from the title onward, just looking to stomp on the wreckage of the Thistle collapse when it's already well covered elsewhere. It's a waste of bandwidth, nothing more. Really? Thanx for that. Very helpful. One of your better posts, actually.

Don't kid yerself, you're nowhere near that significant. However, there's always something hilarious about a collective arse collapse on such a glorious and unexpected scale. And I have to admit to laughing at the look on Brian Graham's wee nippy coupon when he realised he won't be finding out how little elbow room he'd get in the big league. Priceless.

Quite literally, nobody cares but you.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah - but APART from all that, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

Can somebody check on this guy tonight?? I’m worried about him………. On the other hand, GIRFUY SCROTEFACE!!

I like it. Was never happy with the back of this season’s strip, though the front was slightly better than the new one. It’ll do. More interested in seeing who’s gonna be wearing it.

You’ve misjudged that one then, as you’d have known if you’d regularly read our forum. We ARE hoping for a top four finish next year, but the comment about Dundee Untied (intentional spelling) maybe pipping us for the title would’ve been slightly tongue in cheek. Still, given the guff you’ll have been subjected to from Failkirk fans over the past few seasons I suppose we should cut you some slack. You’ve now used it up.

Well, there may indeed be others.......... ....... but I really don't expect Airdrie to be amongst them. So, what's your point here, caller??

I’d normally completely agree, but you have to expect that sort of nonsense when we’ve reached “the business end of the season”…….

FTFY.

Migawd, silly season has started already.......

Fair enough. Whatever lights your candle.