The Great Stagsby

Sorry RandomGuy, I'm confused... To what do you refer??

I'd also had Jackson Irvine on my list, can't even remember what my explanation was...

Well, well! I've been round in so many circles with this one, Filip Kiss was one of my tenuous possibles, but with the link being fi-LIP + kiss. And the idea that made me ask if it had anything to do with drugs, was: Rock cocaine / Rocco Quinn. I think this has all driven us a little crazy. At one point I started beating myself up that I couldn't think of what geographical feature "frempah" must be another name for.

I have a few possible ideas, but they're so tenuous I'm too embarrassed to even write them! Question: Is it anything to do with drugs, other than the possibility you were on some when you came up with it?!

I'm actually intrigued and determined to take this more seriously. The bad news for me, is I'm better (slightly) at thinking them up than I am at working them out! Anyway, we're talking about a current player here, are we?

It's Mark Brown, isn't it? No, wait! - Antonio Reguero? No, wait! - Paul Quinn? No, wait! - Steven Saunders? No, wait! - Burgess? No, wait! - Fraser? No, wait! - Roy MacGregor?

DarvydAS SernAS...?

I'm welling up. You've made me so welcome here, thank you. I'll give you both a greenie tomorrow*, all out for today**. *may not actually happen. **may not actually be true.

Tenuous? TTEENNUUOOUUSSS, you say? Compared to Darvydas Sore-ass and someone somewhere in the bench-warmer category? It couldn't be more direct. 'Sit down' = a James record. You're just saying that because it took you thirteen actual years* to work it out. Yes, you are right. Yes, I am seething. *possibly meant to say "a few actual hours".

Uncle Roy (Chair man) would work quite nicely actually. Good effort. But wrong. Not Mark Brown, but "Sit Down" is the correct phrase to be working from.

No dingdong, it's not Mark Brown.

The 'turning it into an instruction' bit doesn't require as much work as that, and it will not give you the final answer. Just a simple instruction, in simple English. Indeed, the absence of a guess suggested you hadn't worked it out yet. I bet you'll win the race anyway, though. You or Spain. Or dingdong will start reeling off the entire squad one by one in a race to get it first and make me think he's cleverer than you.

ABSOLUTELY NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE ELSE ON HERE... but if Spain and Bunglebonce - the brains of our support, let's face it - aren't able to work it out with just one clue, then it must be time for a helpful hint. Helpful Hint Number 1: Turn the picture into an instruction. There are a maximum of two more helpful hints still to come if needed.

Fair do's, but no. I'll aid the process of elimination by also letting you know it's nothing to do with sitting midfielders.

Separate indeed, and well done with Ant(onio) Rugwearer. I quite like the second one, it's going to take a bit of getting but it works rather well. Sitting is the theme you're looking for, but some work still to do. I may provide another clue or two later.

Can you find the Ross County favourite hiding out in a field of orange tulips?

Perhaps unnecessarily, but (just in case) edited simply to add: Guess the player!

Guess the player:

That's very kind of you, Mr. Kyle. I, too, think such a game could go down well if opened up to all, with some very flexible rules with the main point being "Guess the player", no matter what form the clues take. But out of respect to my extremely good friend, Mr. Bunglebonce, I think it should be put to him to decide. What think ye, Mr. Bungle?

Cha-ching! Good effort! The EXACTLY correct answer is "My Cool Garden", but the points are yours

Ooh, ooh, Mr. Bunglebonce. Can I try one, but my own twist? Thanks, best friend. Who's this: ?

...like, at the games. I expect Stu-boy and Rich-y to sit next to me at the games. On theme though, gutted I'll never (one would assume) get to see Maatsen play now. The few highlights I saw of his brief appearances, he had some special moments!

I hope and expect to be present at Ross County Football Club's next 2 football matches. As these will be the first games I have attended in over 2 years, (and it could easily be as long again until I attend again), I will be bitterly disappointed by anything short of a rousing 3-0 victory at Aberdeen and 5-0 v Motherwell. I also want expect Stuart Kettlewell and Richard Brittain to sit next to me.

Can anyone provide a fairly comprehensive list of who's out injured just now and how long they're likely to be out for? I would be very grateful Edit: Or a link to somewhere that tells me?