Stephen Malkmus

We run the Highland Council. Never in doubt. Let's use the rest of Fairways for a 20000 seat stadium.

Where's the match thread for this morning's planning committee meeting?

Jesus is one of the main prophets in Islam you dunce

The really remarkable thing is that you've somehow convinced yourself that people are mocking Alex Samuel.

Totally fine.

Up a place in the table even though we lost. It's a miracle.

Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as in heaven. Give us today our daily bread etc.

Scotland U-21 centre back Jeremiah Chilokoa-Mullen has wisely decided to sign for The Caley on loan from Leeds.

Bring back Edward Ofere.

We are massive.

This is a proper Butcheresque transfer window. Shipping out your Ross Tokelys for your George Brislen-Halls

As Livingston are an absolute basket case, the only motivation I can see is that he wants to personally relegate Ross County

My sources inform me that Duncan's son Cameron is on trial.

I love how Dunc's solution to this stat is just to sign a shitload of centre halfs to bring on at various points throughout the second half.

Derek Adams has claimed that its escape was less impressive than some monkey escapes he witnessed at Morecambe Zoo

Just watched a video with Alex Samuel where he claims he signed for Wycombe because their badge appeared to him in a vision. Then after signing for them, he converted half the team to Christianity. #GodisGood #GodsPlan https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqbbkNoJKdf/

Then Dodds went on to sign two members of their squad and gave them starting places in our team

Thank you Lord for the gift we are about to receive

Unionists' wet dreams actually involve beating the poor with sticks

With Alex Samuel harnessing God's power and Austin Samuels harnessing Allah's power we may never stop ascending

Big Dunc is cooking

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