Stephen Malkmus

We're too big to go down, and too big to take part in the relegation playoff, so some votes will have to be reconsidered.

The Chad Alex Samuel v The Virgin Nikolay Todorov. 4-0.

Congrats to Sir Douglas on the occasion of his hundredth game in charge of Morton. Nice for him to get to watch a The Caley win from the dugout, which has long since been his dream.

The Morton fans are desperate for this one to be called off. Losers' mentality.

Just a reminder to @ArbroathFC that when I sue them for somehow charging me £80 for a faulty stream last weekend, they'll fall into administration.

I see we have a Portuguese and a Czech on trial. Felipe Morais please.

Once the battery farm is approved we'll be able to buy Cappielow and use it as our central belt training base.

When The Caley knock, it's a different knock.

Dougie Imrie will be dusting off his job application as we speak.

Your club have somehow contrived to charge me £80 for a stream that didn't even work at the weekend. This result is the least you deserve. Also, I will be suing Arbroath FC into oblivion if my money isn't returned by sundown tomorrow.

Wallace Duffy will score a brace here.

The Dunfermline fans are desperate for this one to be called off.

Unlucky.

Sometimes when you see a thread pop up and you realise your team is playing the likes of Partick Thistle for the 50th time this decade, the futility of association football and being part of its relentless, inconsequential plod really begins to hit home. But not this time. We'll see these off comfortably - 4-0 to The Caley Thistle.

Bit of a weird one today. All of our centre halves actually look pretty decent but it's asking for trouble - and not good for their confidence - if they're being chopped and changed so regularly. Boyes did not look up for it when he was warming up at half time and it was not much of a surprise to see him sell the second goal. Him and Ujdur are probably rightfully feeling hard done by after being dropped as our defence was never the issue. JCM and Savage did pretty well too, and there was no logic in subbing them off. The Everton boy didn't really get a sniff - Macgregor looked lively in the 5 minutes he got so would be good to see him starting next week. We're also missing a Carson in the middle of the park - someone who wants to drive forward and beat players. Carragher actually looked the most capable of doing that at times. Pepple looked like he was wading through treacle for the most part, but maybe being a lone striker isn't his game. Would rather see Brooks get on ahead of him. We just need to get the ball into the box more often. Dunc's trying to set us up like a mid to lower half EPL team which is pointless at our level.

Think some of you need to have a look deep inside yourselves to try to see where these anger issues are coming from. Ross Tokely is living rent free in your heads twenty years later. It certainly calls into question the soundness of your opinions on the subject that this thread actually relates to.

We should have subbed on more centre halfs

Looks like there's going to be an #attendance at this one. 'Hibs' sounds like something you would feed your dog: "Come on Rover, your Hibees are getting cold"

Get it up you you bunch of drunks.

The The Caley gig is a far more attractive proposition than the Ross County gig, so you have nothing to worry about. However, with Douglas's CV improving, I look forward to seeing if he can make it past the second interview stage with The Caley in the future.

Yogi getting the job and relegating them would be up there with him winning the Scottish Cup for The Caley (a trophy that Ross County have never won). However, Knob Rob Macgregor's ego won't settle for a less prestigious appointment than The Caley made with Mr. Ferguson. I expect he will go for a big name after he gets bored of Don "Don" Cowie.

The Hibs fans are desperate for this one to be called off

Some mutant will get it

The club will sell the facility to someone capable of building and operating it and will get a few million in return. £700k has been earmarked to build a new ICTFC Trust facility at the IRA playing fields and the Kart raceway is getting £25k. ILI will probably get something as well, and the rest will go on centre halfs.

We run the Highland Council. Never in doubt. Let's use the rest of Fairways for a 20000 seat stadium.