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Hearts being relegated? You've got the wrong SP gif

9 for Friday

How TF did this get past the research phase?

There's only 4 in Paisley I can think of, The Lord Lounsdale, Canal Station (or whatever it's called these days), De Beers and The Old Swan. However, there's surely an opportunity for bowling clubs to cash in by temporary conversion of a green or 2 to outdoor seating areas.

7 for Thursday

Gov.scot website not working. WHEN WILL PUBS BE OPEN?

YEEEEEEEESSSSS! https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hearts-reconstruction-plans-dealt-huge-22060358?2

She should go into porn with that guy who has two cocks.

that still works.

Hearts should get a version of this to commemorate the 2019/20 season.

8 for Wednesday

Do you think women can't piss against a wall?

Is there a spelling prejudice thread?

'We have bigger ambitions as a club' - Jim Goodwin shows Premier class by keeping St Mirren in top flight Ambitious Waterford native is loving life in Scotland after avoiding return to the ‘rat race’ 2 ‘I have ambitions as a manager being Irish shouldn’t hold me back from that,’ says Jim Goodwin who has kept St Mirren up in the Scottish Premiership after Monday’s decision to bring an end to the season. Photo: Getty Aidan Fitzmaurice May 20 2020 02:30 AM He went toe to toe with Scotland's best and came away with his head held high, the mission of keeping his club in the top flight accomplished. But while Jim Goodwin, the Irish manager of St Mirren, welcomes the certainty brought by the decision to end the Scottish top flight season while the English equivalent attempts to resume, he knows that the financial black hole created by the Covid-19 pandemic will pose huge challenges. Monday's decision to end the Scottish season led to celebrations in the green half of Glasgow, as Celtic were crowned champions, and tears in the maroon side of Edinburgh due to relegation for Hearts. St Mirren also had cause to smile as closing the curtains on the season ensured that their top-flight status was safe, a major achievement for Waterford native Goodwin in his first season at the club.

There what is?

Naw, this is tragic

Jon Obika at breakfast this morning.

H*nbos consoling themselves with a memory from 8 years ago, here's one from little over 8 weeks ago...

Yeah, exactly what we need, another virus thread.

Much as I don't like to quote myself, not one single guess?