Arch Stanton

St. Mirren went close in 1926, beating Rangers (1872) in the semi at Celtic Park and Celtic in the final at Hampden.

The table says you have one point more than me. No need for QD.

He was an extra in "The Verdict".

I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer … came second.

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

10 for Frday.

Why does the map of Florida look like a pistol?

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/18/samantha-davis-campaigner-wife-warwick-davis-dies-aged-53 3 feet 10 under.

Was in JD Sport today, saw both kits in the flesh. Both horrible.

Just heard that. News to me.

If Lille go out im sure they'll appeal. The Ref had the yellow card out, Martinetz should have been sent off.

You should check out the Gold section of this forum.

I'm sure if any other clubs have 5 postponements in the same season then they will be dealt with in the same way.

10 for Thursday

AFAIK the "rule" is still enforced and national FAs are fined by UEFA for breaches. It appears that Sky pay the fine instead of the Premier League/ EFL and presumably will do so for tonight's game.

9 for Wednesday

WTAF!!!! 3 times to the piggery in one season. Should have been Celtic, Hearts and Kilmarnock at home, Rangers and Dundee away..

The goal from a different angle.