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Arch Stanton

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Arch Stanton last won the day on September 11 2018

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  1. Ayr vs Ross County

    I didn't realise it was tonight, thought it was tomorrow afternoon.
  2. Offensive behaviour

    A bit "after the Lord Mayor's show" but I just saw this and burst out laughing.
  3. Ayr vs Ross County

    Go by train, Ayr is a nice wee town and your two weans will only be £1 each https://www.scotrail.co.uk/tickets/kids-for-a-quid
  4. Unfunny comedians

    His last Fringe show was a WIP for Content Provider which itself was a condensed version of a WIP for a series of Comedy Vehicle. Anyway, tickets are only £15, bargain.
  5. Unfunny comedians

    Stewart Lee is doing the Edinburgh Fringe for the first time in 3 years. https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/stewart-lee-wok-in-progress
  6. Barrhead isn't in Glasgow. Barrhead doesn't have a branch of IKEA.
  7. Line of Duty.

    Anyone who pronounces the eighth letter of the alphabet as "haitch" should be executed.
  8. The c**t on Pars TV has one of those infuriating voices which rises on the last syllable of every word.
  9. What Are You Listening To?

    f**k me, that's an insult to Ian's memory.
  10. Maybe she was thinking of the M&S "Taste of the Far East" ready meal sitting in her fridge.
  11. Has Levein just farted?