Reggie Perrin

I would add Russell to the list of starters, unspectacular but solid.

Stop being silly, this is a serious calamity we are suffering!

What are you slavering about?

No tear stained blubbering here just telling it like it is. Morten = corrupt diddies Morten fans = gullible diddies

Listen you utter diddy , how many times to you have to be told that no matter how absolutely rank rotten we are at the moment your management team couldn't get out of Greenock quick enough! Could it be he didn't want to waste his time at a club who consider a decent lift at the bookies as a sign of a successful season?

Easily one of the worst sides that I have ever seen Falkirk lose to. Barely pub team standard with half wit management to match. We have no forwards worth the name, Haber and Mackin would not be dangerous with a couple of machine guns and a bag of hand grenades. Lewis looks like a footballer until he gets the ball... We are relegation favourites unless we are somehow still in touch come January when half of this squad have to be emptied . No manager could make a success of that calamity of a squad.

Why should they? No need for us to concern ourselves with the mass hysteria in Greenock.

Absolutely no one thinks "all seems wonderful in Falkirk" we are merely enjoying the ultra diddiness of Morton and the chronic meltdown of their fans. Thanks for the much needed light relief.

I seriously doubt Hartley will even want to leave his house in daylight for the foreseeable future such is the black burning shame he must be feeling after this most monumental of all managerial f**k ups. If the guy has any sense he will take a year long break in somewhere like Alaska or Papua New Guinea.

Bill Oddie would have been more appropriate.

Feeling alright big man?

I wonder if the Greenock Telegraph religious affairs correspondent will be attending.

Gibberish. Is that short enough?

How can the jury be out on something that has yet to happen?

Diddies

When was the last time the Pace and Bo'ness met?

The main aim must be to have something resembling a functioning team on the park at Ayr the following week.

A Dunfermline & Morten love in! The most gruesome thing since the Krankies were outed as swinger's.

You must bear in mind that hiring " an average Championship manager" is by far and away the best thing that we have done in this witches arsehole of a season. We will get pumped at Dingwall this afternoon and probably many times still to come but at least we have given ourselves some hope of survival. Besides this is very, very funny[emoji2]

If we do end up being relegated it's safe to say the damage was done long before your manager decided that the worst Falkirk team in decades was a more attractive option than what passes for a successful Morton side. Diddies.

Obviously, but who gives a shit. It's happened to us before and certainly will again.

Fully expect us to lose by at least 3 tomorrow but at least we have new management and a couple of decent new players to give us some hope.

Head across to the Morton page for the full statement. Complete heads gone tears and snotters stuff. Hilarious.

Took it right up the arse!

Just been on the hotline to ITK headquarters, two on the way in.