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Burtims apologised and an internal investigation is underway. With today's arrests I have a feeling a lot of humble pie shall be getting eaten by the Rangers haters. I won't hold my breath though...

Is point 4 ironic on purpose?

Some hipster "father" singing to a still born baby. Wtf is this grief chasing all about? I honestly couldn't care less for babies with tubes up their noses. Am I the bad guy because I didn't pretend to care on social media? Mendacious fuckers that perpetuate that ambulance chasing pish.

Used to weigh 17 stone and smoke heavily. Now I'm 12 stone, run 4 miles a day and do ample weights. Also eat crisps and cheese like a tubbo and smoke healfiii ganja #inspiration

Was in my garden earlier and some wee jakey was stealing my gate! Didn't want to say anything incase he took offense.

I joined a Jamaican band the other day as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting.

And i thought the Politics section was bad

At least I'm doing something right then.

Have you read all my posts?

In the song "21 questions" by 50 Cent he doesn't even ask 21 questions. I feel robbed.

Ignorance is bliss i suppose!

Can you yourself not see any similarities? Nick Griffin and Alex Salmonds waistline is an obvious one. If you're struggling I suggest looking up "nationalism".

Your intellectual superiority is shining through right enough!

I'm not passionately anti-Scottish Independence. Why the Spanish reference? Well i'm flattered you've decided i'm a c**t, you'll forgive me for not taking your opinion to heart.. I don't even like onions.

How do you that Cyclops face again?

My dad's a Rangers fan..not that I actually should be responding to the pitiful attempts of character assassination we're delighting in here right enough..

Is having a Glaswegian father sinister enough for you?

Yeah I already know what I've posted thanks, I posted it.There's the assumption that those two nuggets of information devalue my point and that i lack objectivity, hence the post by the Hibernian poet. The post of mine you've highlighted is my objective opinion, to believe otherwise due to my supported team and chosen hashtags is wrong and is a clear example of judging others through your own subjective opinions. Don't be mistaken into believing everyone else shares your flaws. I like that little Cyclops picture though.

From his post..

Don't make the mistake of assuming everyone lacks the same amount of objectivity as yourself.

Stormzy/Gregor

It's like the "inconsiderate arseholes" scene in The Inbetweeners, my sincerest apologies!

Did my post not live up to the insightful, well thought out OP? Apologies, I thought this was a satirical thread no?

You ever been to Spain? Are you supervised when on the internet or do your parents read over your shoulder?

Hold my hand? We'll do better together.