The Other Foot

Gross. Thought you lot were supposed to be middle class.

Barrie's a stupid name anyway. Almost as bad as 'Sairy In That'.

Jeffrey Dahmer found.

WAAAAIT. I've got important things to say.

It's hannoiying, is what it is.

Perhaps. But there are literally thousands more bigots waiting to step into the breach.

Any chance your club and fans could just accept there is a racist/bigoted section of your support and try stamp it out instead of making excuses for them. I'm not disagreeing with your general stance here, but...how does a football club stamp out the opinions of its fans? Has it ever been done successfully in world football? Christ, if Rangers were to get rid of the bigots and racists in their support, they'd be offering three of their stands to the away fans every home game.

Good Lord...here's another thing. If h** means a Rangers fan, and f***** means an Irish Republican....then couldn't you technically be a f***** h**?!

Do mormons count as h***? And what the f**k are we going to do about the Greek Orthodoxers?

You can be a protestant f***** and a Catholic h**, so this is a very silly conversation. Incidentally, you can also be a tall midget.

Did you just pull the 'you are what you say you are' line?

Agreed. And then trying to polish the proverbial turd by putting the Fosters in a fridge.

OMG. Do you think Ron is doing a Wallace Mercer in reverse? How exciting

Gosh. For a club whose fanbase like to portray themselves as hard-working, hard-nosed, sleeves-rolled-up, stiff-upper-lip protestant stalwarts, they don't half like a moany-moany-whine-whine.

#PhoodleOut

If a Europa Conference League qualifying play-off second leg match between Aberdeen and the Azerbaijani Premier League's second best team doesn't bring a bit of 'dazzle' to the streets of the city, I just don't know what will.

Agreed. There's also much more chance the OP will be pilloried in a good old fashioned P&B witchhunt, as has happened in this instance.

I feel you passed over Aberdeen's 7 year tenancy of the Hot Potato too quickly. It's a remarkable achievement by the Dons, and I'd be very surprised if anyone can beat it.

Not a big fan of paedo chants, but you've got to admire their efficacy - in a derby against hearts, not long after the Craig Thomson story broke, the entire East stand started chanting the 'cheeky smile' song. Thomson was subsequently switched to the other side of the pitch after becoming visibly irked. Aside from that, the 'What's it like to shag a h*n, Artur, Artur' chant was pretty reasonable craic

IT'S OVER!!! IT'S MOTHERF***ING OVER!!! F*** THE DUBS!!!

Presumably this reduces our transfer bargaining power by some margin...

Yes, he is.

Cyprus is about as exotic as we have currently. Is he racist against Cyprussians?