The Other Foot

f**k me, we are bad at the fitba. Good thing it’s the taking part that counts.

Heartening to see how concerned the Daily Mail readers are at a pair of frightened horses. It more than makes up for their complete antipathy towards 50,000 Gazans

@The Other Foot (Dustysghost) beats @N5 Spur by checkmate. My second time trying to be a bit more conservative in the opening stages and seems to be paying dividends. For the most part a very equal game til the very end though. Thanks for the game mate

My best game of the season, and it’s a loss. Demoralising, but an excellent opponent.

Don’t go to Scarborough?

I still don’t think second place is out of the question

Used to look forward to the annual April Fool’s story in The Scotsman when I was younger. Years later, it’s now tricky to find the serious story in The Scotsman.

Dustysghost beats RBWatson by resignation but loses to Basedgodsa1nt (also by resignation). Thanks lads

Results of Group E - Japan 9 Spain 6 Egypt 3 Paraguay 0

Results of Group D - Scotland 9 Brazil 6 Cyprus 3 El Salvador 0

Results of Group C - Vietnam 9 Peru 6 Ireland 3 Canada 0 Group D now live

Results of Group B: Italy 9 China 6 Colombia 3 Seychelles 0 Group C now live

First season of White Lotus was very good. Second season, I didn’t care for.

Results of Group A: Group B poll is now live

Friends. We’ve munched our way through some mediocre matches; we’ve quaffed our way through the qualifiers. We find ourselves at the P&B World’s Best Scran final tournament. Thank you for your time, energy and perseverance. You’re a bunch of fat b*****ds, but a bunch of culturally sophisticated fat b*****ds. Here are the final 48, as chosen by you, the connoisseurs of P&B: The first group matches kick off today and will be adjudicated by poll. Rules as follows: For each Group, you will see 12 choices, representing the 12 possible win/loss outcomes of each group (no draws allowed in this cutthroat tournament). For example: GREECE v Ecuador Greece v ECUADOR GREECE v Jamaica Greece v JAMAICA GREECE v Malaysia Greece v MALAYSIA ECUADOR v Jamaica Ecuador v JAMAICA ECUADOR v Malaysia Ecuador v MALAYSIA JAMAICA v Malaysia MALAYSIA v Jamaica You are required to select your 6 most likely outcomes of each foodie face-off. To help you keep track, a link to each group will be posted below, as and when the polls go live: Group A - Closed Group B - Closed Group C - Closed Group D

But how do you really feel?

I see the widely discredited far right fruit loop, Candace Owen, has decided to die on the hill of “Mrs Macron is a man”

That’s some fucking try

Wish the Hibs boys took enhancers

A bit of a sassy closing line from the BBC : ”Covid vaccines can have side effects. A common one is a sore arm from the injection.”

Amazing, thanks for flagging!

Gives you paws for thought, doesn’t it?

No it hasn’t

Is this based on those hard things you get in cellophane packs at the supermarket, or actual bagels from bakeries/delis? There’s a big difference.