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Big, physical, hoofbaw Hertz. I wonder who will win February goal of the month?

Hibs or Aberdeen would be decent. If not, then Darvel.

Given today's results, third will almost surely be guaranteed to hoover up the Europa League play-off spot again, and Conference League group stages as a fall back. If the Old Firm don't win the Scottish Cup this season, then it will be us.

Hamilton gave us more of a game than the side we played in the previous round.

We really are a colossal club.

Surely it will be the Sainsbury's just behind the ground.

You won at Ibrox with no fans - congratulations! The celebrations at Hampden and the open top bus parade after for the 'cup double' must have been something.

Hopefully we can avoid playing the Old Firm like St Johnstone.

Comfortable away win. First name in the hat for the quarter-finals. Pleasing.

What is that seating arrangement all about in the Hamilton 'main stand'?

You could already fly to Venice (and Rhodes) from Edinburgh with easyJet. Pretty disappointing announcement from them, tbh. Apparently should be announcing new routes from Glasgow soon as well, though I personally wouldn't bother with the hassle since I hail from Embra...

Burrows' PR is tremendous, tbf. That wee Twitter account has done bits for him. Bailing from Motherwell for undisclosed 'reasons' before they're relegated, after making another howling managerial appointment.

Belfast, Bournemouth, Cornwall, and Stansted. Hold me back.

Yeah, Hearts have never beaten the Old Firm in cup finals or semi-finals. We also regularly papped Rangers during that period, not that it was anything to write home about given their banter years. Hearts will lose against the Old Firm the majority of the time. I wonder why that could be! Hearts and Hibs are both bigger clubs than Aberdeen, regardless of what happened 40 years ago.

Who?

We are shite, remember. It's what we keep getting told. Miles ahead of 'the rest', mind, but shite/average nonetheless. Or something.

Imagine how far ahead we'd be if we could win a der- Oh wait, that's not it.

That's a very long-winded way of avoiding saying that Hearts have won far more Scottish Cups than Hibs, and despite having not won it since the Cuban Missile Crisis, that Hearts are also still a more successful League Cup team than Hibs. We've won the big one - the most prestigious one - thrice in my lifetime, something unmatched by any Scottish club outside of Parkhead or Govan in that period. That includes gubbing your rabble twice at the national stadium along the way. Given everything else Hearts have inflicted on Hibs over the years, I'd probably be bitter in your shoes as well, tbf.

Imagine how far ahead we'd be if we played against 10-men as often as a certain club lower down the table.

How many Scottish Cups and League Cups have Hibs won compared to Hearts?

Either way, it's not something Hibs will need to concern themselves with.

Imagine the Hibs lads if it was them who were tucking them away with style like this. Instead, big, physical, hoofing Hertz will have to be the ones to provide the panache from the capital city.