Elixir

lol wut Scotland's capital is superior in every measure to some grey city in the northeast. Edinburgh and the surrounding catchment areas are also bigger than Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire.

Yeah, for the visiting team.

Hahahahahahahaha

Meanwhile, the latest W for public health!

Make that two more L's for Detournement. In the mud!

He's winning it IMO.

They won't be able to pull that one next Sunday, that's for sure. Seems the Hibs support don't in fact fancy their chances for the derby.

101 in the Hibs playbook for responding to a shite result.

When we still had half a team out and had just played in Europe - what a side! Just think, back then you were all thinking you'd be finishing third! While generating another £5m for the privilege, putting us even further ahead of 'the rest' than we're already becoming. A nice platform to keep building from. Oh no, teams like Fiorentina might give us a bit of a paddling. How will we cope if that happens? Then again, if we keep qualifying, the more likely it is we will be more competitive.

People only think it's a 'stonewall' penalty because of how absurd awards have become since the introduction of VAR and application at the World Cup. In reality it's an absolute nothing incident.

A side we scudded three-zip less than a fortnight ago. Their big win against Motherwell and our results and performances against St Mirren mean we're there for the taking again. A refereeing/VAR Hertz conspiracy theory as well.

Strolling back into Europe.

Good win and return from this double header, even if we need more consistency in our performances. Before long the sort of liquid fitba we saw for our goal will click for a full game and we will stick five or six past someone. St Mirren are a capable side who will surely be top six - fourth is probably there for the taking as they're superior to shite like Aberdeen and bottom six rabble like Hibernian. StellarHibee positively seething anaw. An added bonus.

Just take this latest L, m8.

mAsS dIsAbLiNg EvEnT

It wasn't taken seriously at all, though? That's kind of the point, bud.

Yet none of that makes you a bigger club than Heart of Midlothian - good job! Does this research paper on Scottish stadiums know where Barnsley FC (Oakwell) is? Sure looks like some cutting-edge research going on there. Brockville doesn't even exist anymore but at least Pittodrie is keeping the spirit of absolute hovel stadia going. Maybe one day you'll be able to sell out your new 12,000-seater down on the beach/on the outskirts of Scotland's third city.

Some of the fans of this wee provincial club from the northeast are absolutely foaming at the mouth these days. It must be hard to take being so far behind the capital big hitters, both on and off the pitch.

Surely Beni must be back in the coming weeks? Also, should Kingsley not have been available against St Mirren on Saturday if he was only out prior to that due to concussion protocol? It is indeed:

Detournement and his band of crackpots completely in the mud again!

Kuol, Hill, Oda, and C. Patz. Will there be any other additions? Who knows, but either way we are shaping up to absolutely scoosh third again.

That's what happens when you're a big hitting European club, and not some English second tier diddy outfit.