Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog

There is a guy at every home game who always seems to be coming into the south stand midway through the second half as though hes just arrived. He's always quite smartly dressed, looks like he's just had a shower and is always carrying a holdall. He always walks right up to the back of the stand. He's got blonde hair. My mate thinks hes the guy inside the Roary Rover costume but given that I haven't seen Roary for a while I don't think this is correct. Who is he and what does he do? I'm sure I've seen him as security at an away game against the Pars. This has intrigued me for many seasons.

Get the seagull off McKinnon.

Ratfucker by Armand Schaubroeck

Following on from the pictures of Raith legends in the concourse can we get some pics of Pars players and maybe Jamie Hamill for the urinals in the bogs?

The bongo was awesome. Sounded really loud with a very deep bass sound. Like a boy racer had parked his Ford Escort in the back of the Pars stand.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187773/Residents-Butt-Hole-Road-club-change-streets-unfortunate-name.html

I agree that Ellis is a waste of a wage.

I've heard it's Gary Glen.

Siamese twins. One of them shoots and kills someone the other tries to stop them. What happens? Does the innocent one end up having to go to jail or does the guilty one get away with it?

Thanking you. Get tae f**k! It's thank you.

Wasn't it Nwanko?

Not since I've redirected them all to your phone.

4.16 for me in my first ever marathon. Not too disappointed as I've not long had a knee op. Wanted to stop and walk near the finish but didn't want to look stupid in front of the crowds so had to keep going. I was praying I didn't get cramp in front of everyone. Seen a few folk puking. At least I wasn't as bad as them.

Batwing on a hot summers day

People that pronounce tuna as (toonah) instead of (tchoona).

St Mirren = McKinnon reject

Boring story but a cracking headline. http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/rat-kills-virgin-in-kirkcaldy-1-1906102

Gordon Dalziel invented Mothers Day. He was going to call it Brothers Day but he's not got a brother.

Wait until you find your first grey pube. I found one last week. I'm never going back to that kebab shop again.

Iain Davidson spotted in kirkcaldy tonight. Imminent signing?

Is he signing a contract extension with us?

Were you the Roary that got sent off for shouting at a linesman?

Much as it pains me to say it I think the youth team is a waste of time and money. Who has come through in the last 10 years? Callaghan and Vaughan aren't really established and I can't think of anyone else.

River Clyde? Best place for him.

Are the pars full time? If so and you don't go up will you more than likely go part time next season?