Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog

Dick Campbell, Bert Paton, Stephen Kenny, Jimmy Calderwood and Jim Leishman. Oh, and Stuart Baxter probably.

Whoops! Fife accent?

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I prefer his sister Ophelia Balls.

What about renaming the south stand the Ally Gourlay stand?

I've got one already.

I think tickets should be limited too. Folk are buying 10 at a time in some cases.

Why were they selling Rovers Hall of Fame tickets in Dunfermline? Kirkcaldy obviously and Glenrothes fair enough but Dunfermline?

Crumpet though. Horrible foodstuff and a bit of a Carry On term for a bird.

The phrase "the thinking mans crumpet."

We could get two decent players for what we were paying Daly.

Why?

Micky Cameron and Jason Rowbotham took our football training once when I was at high school at Balwearie

Surprised they never used the picture of when he was throttling the Pars player in the derby match.

Did I read earlier in this thread that the "Rovers Ultras" were making their debut against Hibs on Saturday. I take it this is the group of 12 year olds who tried to start a fight against Hearts fans last season?

I wish McKinnon would get a move on. Our fans need a new face to boo and slag off on Fantalk.

So thats a naw then?

Do any Pars fans think they could go the whole season unbeaten? (in the league). You should walk this league although you should have been good enough to get promoted last season I think.

How about this classic?

Davidson or Black? Which would you prefer if we had to sign one?

Naw. He looked sound as a pound. Not an annoying bawbag from Dalgety Bay.

Suit and brown shoes today. Normally a blue bomber jacket.

I thought the man looked as though he worked at the game in some capacity. He does the same thing during midweek games as well so don't think its the Boots person. It the set of stairs in the South Stand closest to the Main stand if that's any help. Roary is of course not a guy but a lion. Expect that American dentist to descend on Starks Park to try and shoot him soon.

I had a dream and in that dream The KLF 3am Eternal was playing. I woke up and looked at my clock. Would it be 3am? Oooh Spooky. Naw it was 04.19. F'Sake Man!