bhoy who invented weetabix

You're not quite normal are you?

The undercurrent of simmering sexual tension between Enrico and StandFree just oozing out of every exchange of insults between them both Get a room guys for fucks sake

Celtic win the first trophy of the season, scunnering most on here so lets celebrate that they cant/didnt have an open top bus parade...... epic fail

I worked with a guy a few years back who had a club foot and walked with a gait and with his foot pointing sideways who was cruelly and very politically incorrectly knicknamed 'the penalty taker'

Yawn

The Kincardine having a fucking mare here

Im sure your seethe filled opinion will cut him to the bone and may well put him off his tomato soup later

Correct my name's Rupert And ive been a Celtic season ticket holder since you were being bullied at school for being thick

Lies

This Gall67 fuckwit is sadly one of the small percentage of Celtic supporters who you see swigging bottles of buckie in there kappa tracksuits and stoat along the london road singing 'boys of the old brigade' in a nasally whine generally embarassing the rest of us. Sadly their mums werent on the pill the night they gave a taxi driver a quickie over the bonnet to avoid paying the fare

Pretty desparate behaviour that

They're pretty rank as well. Stodgy overpriced tasteless rubbish sold in petrol stations to overweight sex pest lorry drivers and cabbies

I hate prawns, especially the huge ones, they give me the fucking creeps even seeing the big fuckers on someones plate

I can tell you are going to go down a storm on this forum, good luck

To be fair in isolation that part of your post makes perfect sense

@Davybhoy67 type denial

But I thought that guy stole yours and the weans tickets by using your client code at the ticket office?

Orange Crush Man on the moon Disturbance at the heron house Its the end of the world Nightswimming

Do you understand the meaning of the word SATIRE?

I dont agree with the pictures of women on page 3 with their paps out We should be able to see their fannies as well

He's left sided is he not?

Stephen K Amos Sarah Millican Andi Osho Miranda Hart Stephen Choudry or whatever his name was, the unfunny c**t that used to present a show with the opening line 'Alright white people' yeah mate your black we get it but still fucking shite now piss off

Oh you, what are you like

Is that your first 'celtic player budget' reference of 2015 or have you managed a few on other threads I havent read SF? Good to see you starting the new year the same as the last.....and the one before that......and the one before that....etc ....etc