bhoy who invented weetabix

I've just watched bits of yesterdays show off the planner and that opening shot of her walking on to the set in those white jeans showing off her fantastic arse is a real slice of fried gold

This With Katy Perry in the Jane Fonda role No idea if she can act but what a jizz fest that would be

A modernish remake of A Clockwork Orange would be a bit mental

Knocked a few out doing 90mph on the M74 many's a time Shortens the journey

Are that country still playing in the Australasia section of WC qualifying? The one that Australia fucked 23-0 and similar defeats to NewZealand etc? Cant remember their name, American Guinea or something?

One of the fantastic quirks of our weather in Scotland is it always seems to pish down the second saturday in July no matter how good or bad a summer we are having. Today being no exception. Marvellous

Simon Cowell is a red blooded hetrosexual

Magee Good one babycham

Hearts back in the prem and there first thread is nearly 150 pages before June is out, im assuming most is like the last couple of pages of bitchslapping between them and Hibs/Dundee fans. Welcome back

Alan McGregor cancelled his wedding to Leah whatshername after she gave him an STD she caught from Alex Salmond on her Hen Night

Im sure I had one in my Kung Po Chicken last night:

I realise you are new here, unless you are an AWRA alias but the way it works is your club play in the Championship, the second tier, therefore you post in there. Good luck with your Petrofac Cup campaign, will be interesting to see if you manage to lift that before Hibs end their Scottish Cup jinx. Now jog on

The flip side of Europe of course is were we to make the CL group stages we could drop some league points and were Aberdeen to manage a win or two against us that would certainly make things interesting. All levity aside I reckon we will win league by about five points from Aberdeen with Hearts in third. Inverness have lost most of their talented players that served them so well last season and may well struggle

Whats Aberdeens fans realistic hopes this season? Genuine title tilt and/or win a cup? Make Europa Lge group phase? Shinnie will be an excellent addition and by all accounts the keeper from Liverpool is a talent although the proof is only realised on performances I felt, goalkeeper has been the only real weakness/achilles heel the last couple of seasons under McInnes

Mhairi Black by any chance?

Still fucking wid tho

Sam Smith

Fucksake !!!

Numbers 3 and 4 detract from the fact that number 2 appears to be David Bingham after his head has been squeezed in a vice

Im having a wild guess here....... Airdrie !

Bhawbhag

Solo

That would probably be the last time there was a funny line or sketch in it

Wid