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Cvnts passport numbers should be logged, barred immediately from all airlines and left to find their own way home by land and sea. As soon as they're back on home soil, revoke their passports permanently. Fucking radges.

We obviously agree on the most part, and there will be instances where a genuinely sorry and remorseful owner will be involved. However, on reading this article and the fact that they both have previous for being in charge of out of control dogs (including a toddler being mauled), and the gut possessing an 'extensive criminal record', I'd say vermin is a relatively tame tag to give them when they're walking away from court with no fucks given. That's just my personal opinion though. I'd definitely vote in favour of the reproductive organs kicking punishment being brought into effect.

The justice system needs to be so much tougher on these type of people. The sight of utter vermin, whose actions have caused harm to others, smirking as they walk away from court with no more than a modest fine boils my fucking piss.

Taylor hisnae patched us for the Johnnie's has she?

There was a young man from Bombay Who discovered his mother was gay She found she came quicker With a woman fanny licker Than his father who took all day

Agreed. He is a decent bench option at our level, never a nailed on starter. Can't get my head around Kettlewell's hard-on for him at all.

Bonus w*nker points if changing the letters extends to the omission of vowels, like Chrys or Cyndy and shit like that.

Any name where the parents are simply trying too hard to be different or edgy. If you're into naming your kids things like Bear, Storm, or Mercedes then you need a right good fucking look at yourself.

Was working and only caught the 2nd half. As @ropy says above, we came flying out the traps for the first 10 mins of the second period and had a lot of the ball in and around the Hearts box. Sadly, our lack of cutting edge was again evident and we couldn't take advantage. For Shankland's goal we are yet again so soft at the back, no-one should be getting a free header like that from a set-piece. Criminal. Kettlewell's decision to bring SOD's on when we have what looks like an actual decent option on the left hand side sitting on the bench was a melon scratcher which just unbalanced the back line. A poor substitution. The additional injuries today on top of what we already have are a worry.

Yir man has scored plenty good goals this season and I hope he gets a chance at the Euro's, but that will rank among his easier efforts. Plenty time for defenders to judge the flight and don't get close. Mugabi hopeless (again).

Far, far too easy for Shankland's goal there. Centre halfs static. No surprise there, though

Sounds like a (hopefully) mild migraine or something along these lines. Hopefully it passes soon and you can enjoy your weekend, maybe just avoid bright lights and TV etc until it abates. Or just drink beer in a darkened room.

What was the cure, open the blinds and switch the lights on?

He's a driving instructor? Does he specialise in hotwiring and joyriding for beginners?

I think he'd be a great addition for you guys. You should start a campaign to sign him on a pre-contract now before you miss out.

It's not simply a point of the goals advantage, but more of the mindset when having a lead of any sort and how to manage a game from that point. It's certainly not pointless, a manager with Alexander's viewpoint absolutely see's that game out tonight, no question. Making the subs to go 10-0-0 could have been his option and he'd have done it no matter how ugly. Kettlewell needs a ruthless streak that should start with binning Kelly, he is the catalyst for all the defensive uncertainty.

Alexander would have shut up shop at 27 mins, giving zero fucks about the aesthetics of the remaining 63 and we would have headed back down the A90 with 3 points. His style of football was eye bleeding and he had his many, many faults, but if he'd been in charge tonight and we'd accumulated that lead, we'd 100% have won. I would never want him back, but Kettlewell could have done with a little of his single minded approach to winning to see us over the line tonight. That and a team of less shitebaggy players...

Oh, hold on...

I'm fairly sure the time Liam Kelly takes to take a by kick, and the regularity of Liam Kelly f**k ups are two critical elements in maintaining the space/time continuum.

What a fucking capitulation. We're getting rode senseless here. So lucky to get away with the Miovski goal defo looked just on. No way we're holding out til full time.

We know Kettlewell isn't one for wholesale changes, but I'd go along with this. SOD is less prone to a calamitous error than Bevis and, dare I say it, has looked relatively competent on the right of a back 3. Young Devine definitely has something about him and is worth a shot at a starting berth. Paton has fairly tidy feet in the middle but when he reaches advanced positions, deary fucking me. Nicholson looks to be far more adept and positive in the final 3rd and I think he could be really effective if given a run, assuming he's fit enough for a longer run out. Get him in there.

He won't. He's not. Come May he should hopefully have done enough to keep us up, then it should be thanks and on your way.

Number 1 is both the depressing continuation of Americanisation on these shores, and at the same time so very 'Partick'.

I doubt oor Liam is one of life's great thinkers. Deciding which boot goes on which foot probably causes him a fair bit of deliberation.

There's no doubt we'd looked a more cohesive unit in recent weeks, and the manner of the win over County may have inflated the hopes of some that a corner had been turned. Last night's performance served as a very timely reminder that the players standards remain highly inconsistent and the managers decisions verging on incompetent. Definitely some erosion of the shoots of goodwill that were growing after that showing.