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Take it back to the old days when you had 2 outfield subs and no replacement goalie. Gunn plus 22 outfielders. 13 man matchday squad and if the keeper gets injured an outfield player takes his jersey and goes in instead. Stevie Kirk done it at Tynecastle and even saved a penalty. It all adds to the drama and excitement. Scrub this 5 subs pish and make football great again.

I'm convinced at this point that Obika knows he is completely done as a footballer at this level and is just trolling the fvck out of every single one of us with this constant 'injured' shite, rather than actually make an effort of any form. Pocketing a years wages for absolutely f**k all, fair play.

If it's nerds we're on about, Glasgow is awash with them this weekend for the Comic Con at the SEC. Fully grown adults cutting about in the full regalia of their favourite characters. Just weird imo, but each to their own I suppose. Seen a few ill-fitted sights that I wish I hadn't.

It'll be a phrase they've picked up from some shite American TV series or on thon' internet thing. Today's youth and their Americanisms boil my piss no end. Heard a couple of gothy looking boys referring to two approaching policemen as 'the feds', and have also heard youngsters calling their home their 'crib'. It's 'polis' and 'hoose' for f**k's sake. Get all that shite in the bin.

Think you should have mate. I'm Halifax too and think it's end of next month my fixed deal is up, got email with breakdown of personalised offers in a few weeks back.

You can almost feel the boot moulding itself around his coupon. Cracking pic. The odd few yellow seats dotted amongst the faded ones is annoying more than it should though.

Is a decent rule of thumb. As you age, the lower limit surely has to increase commensurately? Anyone who is/is close to middle aged and would be interested in folk of similar or lower age than their offspring need to be on a register.

Was watching that, brilliant stuff!! The QPR fans gave him plenty and he stood there looking perplexed lol

The correlation between these two points, and the fact it is wholly old firm-centric, is the key to the whole problem with Scottish football media. Any supposed controversial incident is quoted on by Sutton (Celtic) or Boyd (Rangers) etc, etc., and they all endeavour to build the rhetoric that theirs is the most hard done by side of the two. This just feeds into the perpetual state of victimhood the 10's of thousands of the mouthbreathers on both sides constantly live in and simply garners each shtey, misinformed post or article about it easy clicks. Some of these journos and publications aren't as thick as they make out you know. Leckie, Speirs, The S*n, The Record or whatever, any one of us could write that shite and take the easy buck it brings. The other 40 teams in the league and actual facts and serious takes/discussions matter not a single fcuk to them. If Casey had made that challenge on, say, Armstrong of Kilmarnock, it would have stopped being a talking point at about 5pm on Saturday. Only because it involved one of the uglies and their shitey two-way title race has it even been a thing. Fùck them all.

No idea who Sue Smith is, but the other angle there clearly shows Casey playing the ball well before any form of contact is made. On that basis, I can confidently say she is a fucking idiot and her assertion that the challenge was 'late and agressive' doesn't merit listening to never mind publishing.

Would be top tier trolling if, on the final day, we brought on our most hapless striker in the death throes of a game and he miraculously roofed a 25 yarder to change the destination of the trophy. To that end, I'd be all over Oli Shaw Sunday.

Stats like this go a long way to proving that you can shout about successes you had 40 years ago all you want, but in no way does it mean you're still a big team now. In that respect some United fans suffer from delusions of grandeur. A kind of Aberdeen for the seaside leagues, if you will. A lot of sensible Dons fans here recognising they could be/are bang in trouble, any who don't are kidding themselves. I think Livi are gone, but there's plenty of work still to be done for everyone else in the bottom half. Whether Warnock will stick around for the fight if the next couple don't go his way, I'm nor sure.

With Brenda's 'injustice' today at Tynecastle following hot on the heels of Rangers' meltdown and Clements claim of attempted murder on his player by Motherwell's match winner yesterday, you'd almost get the impression that, from their boardrooms at the top right down to their braindead fans like this one on social media, every single person associated with either entity is a horrible entitled cnut. Beautiful.

Not sure how likely it is to happen, but it would be top 6 for those all important £££'s for me. Yes, games in the bottom half could be more fun and we could well take a couple of bodying's in the top, but it's very transparent that the old cash is king and a couple of gubbings safe in the knowledge we'll be in the top flight next season won't hurt quite as much. The past week will have done wonders for squad morale, whilst also taking its toll physically and mentally. The break before the Aberdeen game has come at the perfect time to rest, recuperate and clear up any wee niggles before a few really big games. I've been one of the biggest critics of both squad and manager, but if they can ride this wee wave of positivity for a few weeks they'll have more than enough to see us safe. Kudos to every one of them for how the past week has panned out.

Can't help but smile at the joy between the two of them and their wee synchronised celebrations when the big man scores. Long may it continue!!.

Absolutely. The contrast between us celebrating a particular victory that's taken 26 years to come around, against the entitlement and expectation of what they both perceive should be routine wins and their subsequent meltdowns now that they haven't come to pass is glorious. I'd rather be a 'Well fan and wait decades for these wee moments of jubilation than ever associate with either of those horrible cnuts and their superiority complex. Right roon the two of them.

So, if you're not just an innocent man peacefully having your lunch, and are actually a dodgy fkr who wants to be a bit paedo-y hanging around McDonalds, I presume all you'd need to do to outsmart this particularly observant neighborhood watch activist is, eh, buy something more 'grown up' and expensive?. Whether its fake or not, the one unmistakable thing is that she is 100% an insufferable cnut in real life.

Seeing his Twiter handle there I'm guessing the bold Dan was barely born the last time we won in there in the league.

I'm always all for Hurley content, but could never really get my head round the weirdness/wrongness/madness that it was actually the bold Damian who shot most of her content. Her son directing her in an age-gap lesbo romp though actually blows my mind. I mean, wt actual f? "Right maw, if you could just get your chebs out a bit more, then position that lassie between your legs and get ready to writhe about as if you're enjoying a right good rug munching, okay?" Perfect. "Aaand, ACTION"!!! Just wrong on every level.

Wife got one last week (while using my car, obviously) at Aldi. Same procedure followed.

9mins approx, right at the end for Casey's goal. What a ball in it is from Spittal.

Brilliant. Even when the other cheek aren't involved they still manage to blame religion. The joint emergency investigation by Rangers, The League, Police Scotland, The Masons, The Orange Order, Grado, Shellsuit Bob, and big Champagne Gill into how this travesty of a result was allowed to happen will go on long into the night. I'd imagine.

Honestly? f**k all wrong with it, just an honest full blooded challenge and willing to take anything in his path. McAusland shite's it, if he'd attacked it himself he wouldn't have come out of it so badly. If that was Lundstram there'd have been 50,000 folk cheering him and claiming there was nothing in it. VAR are normally creaming themselves to give decisions to Rangers and Celtic, particularly on there own patch. It's not that it didn't merit a 2nd look, it will have been looked at in the VAR room and the decision made that there was f**k all to greet about.

Well, I called that one massively wrongly and couldn't be more fucking delighted. Tremendous all round performance. Defenders threw themselves front of everything, midfielders did their bit at both ends, and up front big Theo absolutely terrorised Goldson. Beautiful to watch. Casey's tackle on the wee flute band boy was poetry in motion, just a good honest laces through the ball and take anything in your path challenge. Nothing wrong with it whatsoever. Unfortunate if the laddie got injured, but the seethe from their fans and tears from their manager post match were glorious!!.

Save your viagra tonight and just watch a rerun of Casey's winner before you head upstairs, should keep you going a while...